1 00:01:01,664 --> 00:01:03,624 When I look back on my childhood,... 2 00:01:03,704 --> 00:01:07,224 ...I wonder how my brothers and I managed to survive at all. 3 00:01:07,264 --> 00:01:09,304 It was, of course, a miserable childhood. 4 00:01:09,384 --> 00:01:12,544 The happy childhood is hardly worth your while. 5 00:01:12,584 --> 00:01:15,064 Worse than the ordinary miserable childhood... 6 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:17,024 ...is the miserable Irish childhood. 7 00:01:17,064 --> 00:01:22,744 And worse yet is the miserable Irish Catholic childhood. 8 00:01:38,864 --> 00:01:41,704 You beautiful wee thing. 9 00:01:41,784 --> 00:01:43,744 You are. Look at you. 10 00:01:43,824 --> 00:01:45,664 So gorgeous. 11 00:01:47,224 --> 00:01:49,544 What is it ? 12 00:01:49,624 --> 00:01:52,664 It's a beautiful wee girl, Mrs Leibowitz. 13 00:01:52,744 --> 00:01:57,144 After four boys. Can you believe it ? A wee girl. 14 00:01:57,224 --> 00:01:59,144 What name is it, Malachy ? 15 00:01:59,224 --> 00:02:01,344 It's Margaret Mary. 16 00:02:01,424 --> 00:02:03,264 Oh, she's so beautiful, Minnie. 17 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:06,784 Brown hair and blue eyes. 18 00:02:06,864 --> 00:02:09,784 Just like her mom. 19 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:12,024 Beautiful wee thing. 20 00:02:12,104 --> 00:02:14,424 Aren't you ? 21 00:02:16,544 --> 00:02:18,664 Come on, Eugene. 22 00:02:18,744 --> 00:02:22,584 Oliver, come on. Splash. Eugene, come on. Stop crying. 23 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,184 Good boy. 24 00:02:24,264 --> 00:02:29,344 We're in the bath. Bubbles. Don't cry, Eugene. Don't cry. 25 00:02:29,424 --> 00:02:33,224 - Hey, Eugene, look at my bum. Ooh. - Malachy, stop showing your bum. 26 00:02:33,304 --> 00:02:35,144 I'm only trying to make them laugh. 27 00:02:35,224 --> 00:02:38,624 Come on, Oliver. Come on. Stop crying. 28 00:03:06,384 --> 00:03:10,824 Sweet Jesus in heaven, Malachy. 29 00:03:16,144 --> 00:03:18,704 She's awful quiet, Angela. 30 00:03:30,704 --> 00:03:32,624 A wee bit cold. 31 00:03:52,944 --> 00:03:56,224 I'll get Mrs Leibowitz. 32 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,584 Everyone loved little Margaret. 33 00:03:58,624 --> 00:04:02,504 Dad said there must have been a holiday in heaven the day this baby was made. 34 00:04:02,584 --> 00:04:04,464 Dad said he would get a job soon... 35 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:08,944 ...and buy her dresses of silk and shoes with silver buckles. 36 00:04:09,024 --> 00:04:11,424 Poor little Margaret. 37 00:04:11,504 --> 00:04:14,544 Just a few days in this world and she was taken back... 38 00:04:14,624 --> 00:04:17,464 ...by the same angels who brought her here. 39 00:04:20,104 --> 00:04:23,384 - God, look at these twins. - Stop crying, Ollie. 40 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,304 Eugene, please. 41 00:04:25,384 --> 00:04:28,664 Frankie, I can't do this. Where do I put the pin ? 42 00:04:28,744 --> 00:04:31,344 Me dad said he was going for cigarettes,... 43 00:04:31,424 --> 00:04:34,344 ...and the twins just screamed and screamed. 44 00:04:34,424 --> 00:04:37,904 Thank God for Mrs Leibowitz who lived upstairs. 45 00:04:42,744 --> 00:04:46,664 Boys, oh, my. What happened to you, huh ? 46 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:49,184 Where's your mother ? What do you want ? 47 00:04:49,264 --> 00:04:51,784 We've got no dinner. 48 00:04:54,584 --> 00:04:57,664 Now eat just a little bit more. 49 00:04:57,744 --> 00:05:00,864 Come on, Angela. You have to eat. 50 00:05:00,944 --> 00:05:03,464 Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. 51 00:05:06,704 --> 00:05:08,504 Come on. Come on. 52 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,064 Mommy. 53 00:05:18,144 --> 00:05:20,184 Oh, my God. 54 00:05:20,264 --> 00:05:23,064 The children are naked, Delia. 55 00:05:23,144 --> 00:05:24,984 Where did Angela get such filthy habits ? 56 00:05:25,064 --> 00:05:27,744 Her mother was always spotless. 57 00:05:28,944 --> 00:05:32,424 Yech ! The stink is awful ! 58 00:05:32,504 --> 00:05:35,024 It's the twins. Their arses are shitty. 59 00:05:35,104 --> 00:05:37,944 It's a mouth like a sewer you have. No wonder. 60 00:05:37,984 --> 00:05:39,864 With a father from the North of Ireland... 61 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,144 ...with his funny manner and his Protestant ways. 62 00:05:41,224 --> 00:05:44,184 You could go to hell saying a thing like that. Where is your father ? 63 00:05:44,264 --> 00:05:46,104 He went for cigarettes. 64 00:05:46,144 --> 00:05:49,784 - Two days ago. - I'll break his face, I swear. 65 00:05:49,824 --> 00:05:53,744 Dad will be home soon. 66 00:05:53,824 --> 00:05:55,824 Come on, Oliver. Come on, Eugene. 67 00:05:55,904 --> 00:05:59,264 Get paper and a pen, Delia. We have a letter to write. 68 00:06:12,704 --> 00:06:14,584 My aunts wrote to my mam's mother... 69 00:06:14,664 --> 00:06:16,704 ...to send money for the tickets. 70 00:06:16,784 --> 00:06:18,984 We must have been the only Irish family in history... 71 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:23,144 ...to be saying good-bye to the Statue of Liberty instead of hello. 72 00:06:24,664 --> 00:06:28,304 We were going back to Ireland where there was no work... 73 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:31,304 ...and people were dying of the starvation and the damp. 74 00:06:31,384 --> 00:06:35,224 It made no sense to me, but what did I know. 75 00:06:35,304 --> 00:06:39,144 I was only five going on six. 76 00:07:15,944 --> 00:07:17,904 Christ, look at that coat. 77 00:07:17,944 --> 00:07:19,824 Get you buttoned up. 78 00:07:19,864 --> 00:07:21,744 There we are now. 79 00:07:21,784 --> 00:07:23,664 I'll take him to the lavatories,... 80 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,584 ...then I'm off to see the I.R.A. man for me money. 81 00:07:25,624 --> 00:07:27,704 Francis, you can come with me for the company, eh ? 82 00:07:27,784 --> 00:07:29,744 I'll be needing him to help me here. 83 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,424 Won't I be needing him to help me carry all the money ? 84 00:07:32,504 --> 00:07:35,904 All right, Frankie, you can go with your pop. Malachy ! 85 00:07:35,984 --> 00:07:38,784 Malachy, don't go to the lavatory there. 86 00:07:38,864 --> 00:07:40,704 - I can't stop. - Peeing all over me. 87 00:07:40,784 --> 00:07:42,584 It's coming out. 88 00:07:42,624 --> 00:07:45,144 Da, Da, wait for me. I wanna go. 89 00:07:47,984 --> 00:07:49,904 No record ? 90 00:07:49,984 --> 00:07:52,624 But I did my bit for Ireland. 91 00:07:52,704 --> 00:07:54,824 I fought with the Flying Columns during the Troubles. 92 00:07:54,904 --> 00:07:56,744 Had a price on my head. 93 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,304 Had to be smuggled to America. 94 00:07:59,384 --> 00:08:03,344 There's no record of your service here. None. 95 00:08:03,424 --> 00:08:05,664 But I have a wife and four children. 96 00:08:05,744 --> 00:08:08,984 I'm raising my sons to love Ireland. 97 00:08:09,024 --> 00:08:12,384 Look. Please. 98 00:08:14,104 --> 00:08:16,344 We have nothing. 99 00:08:16,384 --> 00:08:18,624 I'm sorry. We can't be handing out money... 100 00:08:18,704 --> 00:08:20,824 ...to every man who wanders in here... 101 00:08:20,904 --> 00:08:24,184 ...saying he did his bit for Ireland. 102 00:08:24,224 --> 00:08:26,224 I'll look into your claim. 103 00:08:26,264 --> 00:08:28,504 I'll let you know what turns up. 104 00:08:28,544 --> 00:08:31,744 Here's money for the bus back into the city. 105 00:08:31,824 --> 00:08:35,864 You couldn't add to that to make the price of a pint, could you ? 106 00:08:35,944 --> 00:08:38,064 It's the drink you're after, is it ? 107 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:40,744 One pint is hardly a drink. 108 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:44,664 You'd make that child walk back into Dublin because you're after a pint ? 109 00:08:44,744 --> 00:08:47,544 Remember this, Francis, this is the new Ireland. 110 00:08:47,624 --> 00:08:50,584 Wee men in wee chairs with wee bits of paper. 111 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,464 I think you should leave. Declan, the door. 112 00:08:53,544 --> 00:08:55,384 And don't bother coming back. 113 00:08:55,464 --> 00:08:57,304 This is the Ireland men died for, is it ? 114 00:08:57,384 --> 00:09:00,184 Come on, Frankie. Free, my arse. 115 00:09:00,224 --> 00:09:04,184 We're not handing out money to support the Guinness family. 116 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:10,144 He wanted to marry her off to the King of Sicily. 117 00:09:10,224 --> 00:09:13,984 But the beautiful young Wilgefortis,... 118 00:09:14,064 --> 00:09:17,184 ...she didn't want to be marrying no scabby old man, did she ? 119 00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:19,104 So, she prayed to God for help. 120 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,024 And do you know what he did, Frankie ? 121 00:09:21,104 --> 00:09:22,944 No, what did he do ? 122 00:09:23,024 --> 00:09:24,864 He grew a moustache and a beard on her face. 123 00:09:24,944 --> 00:09:26,824 - He didn't. - He did. 124 00:09:40,384 --> 00:09:43,024 Malachy, move away from that window. 125 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,864 Frank, take Eugene, and don't forget your bag. 126 00:09:45,944 --> 00:09:50,064 Put your coat on. Malachy, put your coat on now. 127 00:09:50,144 --> 00:09:52,664 I'm telling you I'll kick you so hard. 128 00:09:54,984 --> 00:09:59,704 Here. There you go. 129 00:09:59,744 --> 00:10:02,744 Oliver's been sick on my jumper. 130 00:10:04,544 --> 00:10:06,264 Hello, Mam. 131 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,384 Oh, come on. 132 00:10:14,624 --> 00:10:16,464 This is Malachy. 133 00:10:16,544 --> 00:10:19,384 Mrs Sheehan, pleased to meet you. 134 00:10:21,024 --> 00:10:22,784 And Aggie. 135 00:10:22,824 --> 00:10:24,784 Hi, Aggie. How are you ? 136 00:10:28,104 --> 00:10:29,904 And Pat. 137 00:10:31,944 --> 00:10:33,744 Hi, Pat. 138 00:10:40,184 --> 00:10:42,664 What are you staring at ? 139 00:10:42,744 --> 00:10:45,184 Nothing. 140 00:10:47,584 --> 00:10:50,704 Grandma said she had no room for us in her house,... 141 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,144 ...so she gave us 10 shillings for two weeks' rent... 142 00:10:53,184 --> 00:10:55,104 ...in an upstairs room in Windmill Street,... 143 00:10:55,144 --> 00:10:57,224 ...near my mam's sister Aggie. 144 00:11:01,824 --> 00:11:05,384 - Mind yourself, Mrs Sheehan. - Look at that. 145 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:08,024 - I'll take the weight. - Why is the heart on fire ? 146 00:11:08,064 --> 00:11:10,264 It's the sacred heart of Jesus. 147 00:11:10,304 --> 00:11:13,304 Don't these children know anything about their religion ? 148 00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:15,784 Ah, mom, it's different in America. 149 00:11:15,864 --> 00:11:19,224 The Sacred Heart is everywhere. Even in America. 150 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:23,024 There's no excuse for that kind of ignorance. 151 00:11:23,104 --> 00:11:25,064 Look. That's the Baby Jesus. 152 00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:28,344 And if you ever need anything, you should pray to him. 153 00:11:28,384 --> 00:11:30,504 Will you tell Jesus that we're hungry ? 154 00:11:30,584 --> 00:11:32,464 Shut up ! 155 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,784 - Ma ! - Ma ! 156 00:12:03,784 --> 00:12:05,904 They're biting me ! 157 00:12:09,504 --> 00:12:12,504 - Mom, I'm bleeding ! - Hold your noise now. 158 00:12:12,544 --> 00:12:14,904 Look ! Look at Malachy ! His arm's all bloody ! 159 00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:16,824 It's the fleas, Angela. They're everywhere. 160 00:12:16,864 --> 00:12:20,664 - Malachy, out of the bed. - Jesus, will we get no rest ? 161 00:12:20,704 --> 00:12:25,384 - Malachy, come on. Pull. - Let's take the mattress downstairs. 162 00:12:25,464 --> 00:12:27,864 - Pull, Malachy, pull. - Come on. Come to me. 163 00:12:27,904 --> 00:12:32,184 - Get the mattress downstairs. - There's fleas on the floor ! 164 00:12:32,224 --> 00:12:34,824 - That's it, on the ground. - Ouch ! 165 00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:36,824 Malachy, we're surely gonna catch our death out here... 166 00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:38,704 ...and you'll be getting pneumonia. 167 00:12:38,784 --> 00:12:41,624 Me dad said that if a man could jump like a flea,... 168 00:12:41,704 --> 00:12:43,584 ...one leap would take him halfway to the moon. 169 00:12:43,624 --> 00:12:47,024 Once a flea has bit a human being, the smell of blood is too much for them. 170 00:12:47,104 --> 00:12:49,224 They're ready for the lunatic asylum. 171 00:12:49,304 --> 00:12:51,384 They were brought over by the English, to keep us up at night... 172 00:12:51,424 --> 00:12:53,664 ...and drive us out of our wits entirely. 173 00:12:53,744 --> 00:12:56,104 Because the English knew that the fleas,... 174 00:12:56,184 --> 00:12:58,104 ...they multiply faster than the Hindus. 175 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,464 - What's the water for, Dad ? - They do. They do ! 176 00:13:00,544 --> 00:13:02,384 I wouldn't put it past the English. 177 00:13:02,464 --> 00:13:05,184 St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland ; the English brought the fleas. 178 00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:07,984 And the damp. 179 00:13:08,064 --> 00:13:09,864 We loved our dad's stories. 180 00:13:19,024 --> 00:13:21,864 Hey, wait a minute. I need some coal. 181 00:13:21,944 --> 00:13:24,344 I've got a docket here from St. Vincent de Paul. 182 00:13:27,664 --> 00:13:29,544 Mister, please. 183 00:13:41,024 --> 00:13:44,224 Francis. Fra... put that down. 184 00:13:44,304 --> 00:13:46,184 Don't pick coal off the road. 185 00:13:46,264 --> 00:13:48,184 We're not beggars. 186 00:13:52,784 --> 00:13:54,744 It's terrible. Look. 187 00:13:54,784 --> 00:13:56,704 No pride, Frankie. 188 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,464 Come on ! 189 00:14:06,184 --> 00:14:08,504 I can't believe you. 190 00:14:08,544 --> 00:14:10,904 This baby's sick, and he needs a hot drink. 191 00:14:10,944 --> 00:14:15,544 Now, if you're too grand to pick coal off the road, I'm not. 192 00:14:19,784 --> 00:14:22,224 Frankie. Malachy ! 193 00:14:39,064 --> 00:14:41,784 Okay, come on. Let's go. 194 00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:45,504 Oh, shit ! 195 00:14:49,224 --> 00:14:51,424 Malachy, come on. 196 00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:08,744 Angela, come on. 197 00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:16,224 It's a rabbit she is, that Angela. 198 00:15:16,264 --> 00:15:19,584 I don't see why we should be paying for her mistakes. 199 00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:22,744 Five born and one gone and so useless she can't even scrub a floor. 200 00:15:22,784 --> 00:15:25,064 Go easy with the sugar. We're not millionaires. 201 00:15:25,144 --> 00:15:27,104 She was always angry, was Aunt Aggie. 202 00:15:27,184 --> 00:15:30,624 Me dad said it was a good thing she didn't own the stable in Bethlehem... 203 00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:34,744 ...or the Holy Family would be wandering the world still crumbling with hunger. 204 00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:37,024 I swear the skinny fella's the image of his father. 205 00:15:37,064 --> 00:15:39,864 Aye, with the odd look and the sour puss and all. 206 00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:43,704 I think this fella likes me. 'Tis Al Jolson he thinks I am. 207 00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:45,744 I think we'll keep this little fella. 208 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:48,784 - No, he's our brother ! - That's Eugene. 209 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,304 - You can't keep him. - Don't bother. 210 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,904 I wouldn't want anything that was half Limerick and half North of Ireland. 211 00:15:54,944 --> 00:15:58,904 - You should be so lucky. - Don't worry. I'll have me own someday. 212 00:15:58,944 --> 00:16:01,184 If I have to crawl to Lourdes on me two bended knees. 213 00:16:01,224 --> 00:16:04,344 Oh, did you bang your foot ? Show me your foot. 214 00:16:29,584 --> 00:16:32,864 I'll go down to Thompsons the undertakers... 215 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:37,224 ...to see about the coffin and the carriage. 216 00:16:37,304 --> 00:16:41,144 The St. Vincent de Paul Society will surely pay for that. 217 00:16:41,224 --> 00:16:43,104 God knows. 218 00:16:59,464 --> 00:17:01,344 Oh, son. 219 00:17:39,904 --> 00:17:42,544 Jesus, I said to meself, I have so much gas in my system,... 220 00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:44,544 ...'tis a great pity to waste it. 221 00:17:44,624 --> 00:17:47,784 So I shove a pipe up my arse, light a match to it... 222 00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:51,184 ...and there I have a fine flame ready to boil water in any billy can. 223 00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:53,383 The English come from trenches... 224 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,983 ...to pay me any amount of money to boil their water. 225 00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:58,183 That's no story to be telling in the presence of a dead child. 226 00:17:58,263 --> 00:18:01,703 'Tis better than sitting with a long face. 227 00:18:01,783 --> 00:18:05,503 I made so much money in the trenches that I was able to bribe the generals,... 228 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,663 ...who didn't normally give a fiddler's fart about the Irish,... 229 00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:11,703 ...to let me out of the army, and off I went to Paris,... 230 00:18:11,743 --> 00:18:13,623 ...where I had a fine time drinking wine... 231 00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:16,703 ...with the models and artists and talkin' the lingo. 232 00:18:19,743 --> 00:18:22,543 You think that's funny, do you ? I had a great time over there. 233 00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:05,823 Requiem aeternam dona ei, Domine, et luxperpetua luceat ei. 234 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:08,383 Requiescat in pace. 235 00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:11,743 Anima eius, et anime omnium fidelium defunctorum,... 236 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:15,663 ...per misericordiam Dei, requiescant in pacem. 237 00:19:15,743 --> 00:19:19,583 In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. 238 00:19:19,663 --> 00:19:22,383 Amen. 239 00:19:42,863 --> 00:19:46,543 I don't know why we can't keep Oliver. 240 00:19:46,623 --> 00:19:49,463 I don't know why they sent him away in a box like my sister. 241 00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:55,783 It's not right. 242 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:59,423 I wish I could say something to someone. 243 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:15,263 Dad said he was going to the Labor Exchange to get the dole. 244 00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:18,863 He'd be home by noon, he said, and he'd have rashers and eggs and tea. 245 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,783 He wasn't home by noon... 246 00:20:27,863 --> 00:20:29,783 - ...or 1.00... - On your feet. 247 00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:32,263 ...or 2.00... 248 00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:37,023 ...or anytime before the sun went down that day in May. 249 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,183 Fight ! Fight ! 250 00:20:46,263 --> 00:20:48,943 Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! 251 00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:05,223 Come here. Stop ! Quit that now ! Quit ! Stop, I said ! 252 00:21:05,303 --> 00:21:07,143 Quit now ! 253 00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:09,503 You little hooligan. 254 00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:12,183 Is that the kind of behavior you brought from America ? Is it ? 255 00:21:12,223 --> 00:21:15,023 Well, you come on with me. 256 00:21:15,103 --> 00:21:17,183 I'll put the fighting out of you, boy. 257 00:21:17,263 --> 00:21:19,863 My little Yankee Doodle Dandy. 258 00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,743 The masters at Leamy's School all have straps and sticks. 259 00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,703 They hit you if you don't know that God made the world,... 260 00:21:25,783 --> 00:21:27,743 ...or if you don't know the patron saint of Limerick. 261 00:21:27,823 --> 00:21:29,743 They hit you if you can't say the Hail Maryin Irish... 262 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:31,863 ...or if you can't ask for the lavatory pass in Irish. 263 00:21:31,903 --> 00:21:35,303 They hit you if you laugh, if you're late, if you talk. 264 00:21:35,383 --> 00:21:37,543 One master will hit you if you don't know that Eamon De Valera... 265 00:21:37,623 --> 00:21:39,743 ...was the greatest man that ever lived. 266 00:21:39,823 --> 00:21:41,823 Another will hit you if you don't know that Michael Collins... 267 00:21:41,903 --> 00:21:43,823 ...was the greatest man that ever lived. 268 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,543 McCourt. 269 00:22:05,463 --> 00:22:09,943 You're a bad Yank, McCourt. What are you ? 270 00:22:09,983 --> 00:22:14,143 They said we were cowboys and gangsters, sir. 271 00:22:14,223 --> 00:22:16,463 - I was only joking, sir. - No more jokes. 272 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,543 - It's not their fault they're Yanks. - T'isn't, sir. 273 00:22:18,623 --> 00:22:21,423 You should go down on your two knees every night... 274 00:22:21,503 --> 00:22:24,223 ...and give thanks to God that you're not a Yank. 275 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:27,343 If you were, Al Capone himself would be coming to you for instruction. 276 00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:38,103 I know Oliver is dead. 277 00:22:38,183 --> 00:22:40,423 Malachy knows Oliver is dead,... 278 00:22:40,503 --> 00:22:44,263 ...but little Eugene is only two and too small to know anything. 279 00:22:44,343 --> 00:22:46,183 Malachy and I make him laugh,... 280 00:22:46,263 --> 00:22:48,103 ...pull faces, put pots on our heads,... 281 00:22:48,183 --> 00:22:51,503 ...take him to the park, show him the flowers. 282 00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:56,263 Me dad says Eugene is lucky to have such brothers like me and Malachy. 283 00:23:10,783 --> 00:23:12,623 He died anyway. 284 00:23:12,703 --> 00:23:14,543 Ma. 285 00:23:26,183 --> 00:23:29,543 Please, God,... 286 00:23:29,623 --> 00:23:32,263 ...is this what you want, is it ? 287 00:23:32,343 --> 00:23:36,343 I'm not supposed to question this, am I ? 288 00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:42,903 You took my son, Oliver. 289 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:45,503 You took his brother, Eugene. 290 00:23:46,943 --> 00:23:50,103 You took their beautiful wee sister, Margaret Mary. 291 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:56,223 Dear God above,... 292 00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:59,823 ...why do you want the wee children to die ? 293 00:24:14,263 --> 00:24:18,303 Please, God, don't let Malachy and me and the rest of us... 294 00:24:18,383 --> 00:24:22,303 ...be taken off in the box for the hole in the ground. 295 00:24:22,383 --> 00:24:25,823 Or even Aunt Aggie or Mr Benson at Leamy's School. 296 00:24:25,903 --> 00:24:30,343 In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Toast. 297 00:25:15,943 --> 00:25:17,863 Be going in a minute, son. 298 00:25:17,943 --> 00:25:20,223 No, that's Eugene's coffin. 299 00:25:20,263 --> 00:25:22,623 I'll tell mam you put your pint on Eugene's coffin. 300 00:25:22,663 --> 00:25:25,783 - Have another pint, mister. - Will you wait outside a few minutes ? 301 00:25:25,863 --> 00:25:27,903 - No ! - Jesus, if that was my son,... 302 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,583 ...I'd kick his arse from here to County Kerry. 303 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:34,663 I mean, if a man can't have a pint on the day of a funeral,... 304 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,623 ...what use is living at all ? 305 00:26:13,623 --> 00:26:17,983 I couldn't have spent another minute in that room. 306 00:26:18,023 --> 00:26:21,463 I saw me little twins morning, noon and night. 307 00:26:21,543 --> 00:26:24,343 If we hadn't have moved, I'd have gone out of my mind... 308 00:26:24,423 --> 00:26:26,823 ...and ended up in the lunatic asylum. 309 00:26:30,503 --> 00:26:35,183 I'm sorry, but it was only five months ago. 310 00:26:35,263 --> 00:26:39,783 And before that, I lost my little girl in New York. 311 00:26:39,863 --> 00:26:43,383 And I've the two boys here and I've one on the way. 312 00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:45,503 Ah, now, missus, sit down, will you ? 313 00:26:45,543 --> 00:26:47,423 Thanks. 314 00:26:50,823 --> 00:26:52,863 That's a nice coat you're wearing. 315 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:56,743 It was given to me by my cousin in Brooklyn. It's not new. 316 00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,663 McCourt. That's not a Limerick name. 317 00:27:00,743 --> 00:27:02,703 Where'd you get a name like that ? 318 00:27:02,783 --> 00:27:04,703 My husband, sir. He's from the North. 319 00:27:04,743 --> 00:27:08,023 Why don't you go to Belfast and see what they can do for you up there ? 320 00:27:10,343 --> 00:27:12,503 I don't know, sir. 321 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,423 Of course you don't know. 322 00:27:14,503 --> 00:27:16,383 There's great ignorance in the world. 323 00:27:16,463 --> 00:27:18,463 I said there's a great deal of ignorance in the world. 324 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,983 And what do you want from us ? 325 00:27:25,063 --> 00:27:28,063 There isn't a stick of furniture in the new place. 326 00:27:28,143 --> 00:27:32,783 - Does your husband have a job ? - No, sir, he's on the dole. 327 00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:39,583 We'll give you a docket for a table, two chairs and two beds. 328 00:27:39,623 --> 00:27:42,503 You can take it to the second hand furniture shop in Irish town. 329 00:27:42,543 --> 00:27:45,463 Excuse me, sir, but will the beds be second hand ? 330 00:27:45,543 --> 00:27:47,783 Of course they will. 331 00:27:47,863 --> 00:27:50,543 I'm worried about sleeping in beds people might have died in. 332 00:27:50,623 --> 00:27:52,543 Especially if they died of the consumption. 333 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:56,463 Beggars can't be choosers, Mrs McCourt. 334 00:27:59,543 --> 00:28:02,023 Thanks. 335 00:28:53,143 --> 00:28:55,663 I should say it's a good fire. 336 00:28:57,743 --> 00:28:59,743 Could it be true. 337 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,023 Hey, hey, that's my wife. 338 00:29:02,063 --> 00:29:03,943 Someone like you. 339 00:29:03,983 --> 00:29:06,783 Who's he ? 340 00:29:06,823 --> 00:29:11,263 That, Francis, is Pope Leo XIII,... 341 00:29:11,343 --> 00:29:14,023 ...and he was a great friend of the working man. 342 00:29:14,063 --> 00:29:17,223 You know, I found this in an alley in Brooklyn in someone's rubbish. 343 00:29:17,303 --> 00:29:20,063 No doubt thrown away by some eejit that had no time for the working man. 344 00:29:20,103 --> 00:29:22,023 Ugh, what's that stink ? 345 00:29:22,063 --> 00:29:25,543 Hey, what are you doing ? 346 00:29:25,623 --> 00:29:27,743 Why are you emptying your bucket in our lavatory ? 347 00:29:27,783 --> 00:29:31,423 Your lavatory, mister ? Ah, no. I think you're mistaken there. 348 00:29:31,463 --> 00:29:33,503 This here is the lavatory for the whole lane, it is. 349 00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:36,783 The buckets of 11 families get flushed down here every day. 350 00:29:36,863 --> 00:29:39,143 And it gets fairly powerful here in the warm weather. 351 00:29:39,223 --> 00:29:41,343 So powerful you'll be calling for a gas mask. 352 00:29:41,383 --> 00:29:43,623 So, good night to you. Missus. 353 00:29:43,703 --> 00:29:45,783 I hope you'll be happy in the house. 354 00:29:45,863 --> 00:29:49,103 Thanks very much. 355 00:29:49,263 --> 00:29:53,063 And there was this big man, and he came along and he met this woman,... 356 00:29:53,143 --> 00:29:56,143 ...and he grew a big huge beard all over her face,... 357 00:29:56,223 --> 00:29:58,663 ...and then they got married. 358 00:30:16,623 --> 00:30:18,503 Have we moved again, Frankie ? 359 00:30:18,543 --> 00:30:20,903 No, they wouldn't go without the Pope. 360 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:41,383 Oh,Jesus, look at the state of youse. Couple of drowning rats. 361 00:30:41,463 --> 00:30:43,263 Get your wet clothes off, dry yourself by the fire,... 362 00:30:43,303 --> 00:30:46,503 ...and say hello to your brother Michael. 363 00:30:48,503 --> 00:30:50,343 He's fatter than the Baby Jesus. 364 00:30:50,423 --> 00:30:53,703 He's the spitting image of your dead little sister... 365 00:30:53,743 --> 00:30:56,823 ...with the lovely blue eyes and the gorgeous eyebrows. 366 00:30:56,903 --> 00:30:58,743 Why are we all upstairs ? 367 00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:02,463 The downstairs is full of the damp. It's killing us one by one. 368 00:31:02,503 --> 00:31:05,503 That lavatory could kill us with every class of disease. 369 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,023 It was the Limerick damp that killed your wee brothers. 370 00:31:08,103 --> 00:31:10,823 We'll be dry up here for now. We'll go downstairs for the spring. 371 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:13,463 It's like going away on holiday to a nice, warm, foreign place,... 372 00:31:13,543 --> 00:31:15,383 ...like... like Italy. 373 00:31:15,463 --> 00:31:17,303 - Italy ? - Aye, we could be in Sorrento. 374 00:31:17,383 --> 00:31:19,263 Calcutta, more like. 375 00:31:19,343 --> 00:31:22,983 - What about the Pope ? - He can stay downstairs in Ireland. 376 00:31:23,063 --> 00:31:26,743 Will you look at the state of those children's shoes ? 377 00:31:26,823 --> 00:31:28,743 I can't go to the St. Vincent's for boots. 378 00:31:28,823 --> 00:31:31,943 I'm too weak to be standing in the queue. 379 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:35,303 There was a woman who had triplets waiting forever in that queue. 380 00:31:35,343 --> 00:31:38,343 Have you no pride, Angela, begging like that ? 381 00:31:38,423 --> 00:31:41,063 What would you do, Mr Grand Manner ? 382 00:31:41,143 --> 00:31:43,103 You'd let them go barefoot before you got off your arse,... 383 00:31:43,143 --> 00:31:44,583 ...useless feck that you are. 384 00:31:49,103 --> 00:31:50,423 Right. 385 00:31:50,503 --> 00:31:52,383 Useless feck, is it ? 386 00:31:52,423 --> 00:31:54,303 We'll see. 387 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,903 It's poor I am. 388 00:32:20,383 --> 00:32:22,663 It's unlucky I am. 389 00:32:28,183 --> 00:32:30,143 But it's useless... 390 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,943 I'm not. 391 00:32:49,023 --> 00:32:51,703 Look at those shoes ! 392 00:33:29,423 --> 00:33:31,423 - Where are your shoes ? - Don't know, sir. 393 00:33:31,503 --> 00:33:34,063 Of course you know, boy. Where are they ? 394 00:33:34,143 --> 00:33:36,823 Did your mommy not put on your shoes this morning ? 395 00:33:36,903 --> 00:33:39,383 Did you come to school without shoes, did you ? 396 00:33:39,463 --> 00:33:42,863 How many times have you been told about walking the streets in your bare feet ? 397 00:33:42,943 --> 00:33:46,103 By God, I'll boot the bare feet out of you, boy. 398 00:33:54,023 --> 00:33:56,023 Put them on, boy. 399 00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:04,063 Quiet ! 400 00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:07,263 Do I hear sneering in this class ? 401 00:34:07,303 --> 00:34:10,463 Do I hear jeering at another's misfortune ? 402 00:34:10,543 --> 00:34:13,583 Is there any boy in this class who thinks he's perfect ? 403 00:34:13,663 --> 00:34:16,623 If so, raise your hands. 404 00:34:16,703 --> 00:34:20,223 Is there any boy here now who has money galore to be spending on shoes ? 405 00:34:20,263 --> 00:34:22,623 Raise your hands. 406 00:34:22,703 --> 00:34:25,143 No. 407 00:34:25,223 --> 00:34:29,343 There are boys in this class who have no shoes at all,... 408 00:34:29,423 --> 00:34:32,863 ...and it's not their fault. 409 00:34:32,943 --> 00:34:34,783 It's not their shame. 410 00:34:34,863 --> 00:34:37,423 Our Lord had no shoes. 411 00:34:37,503 --> 00:34:41,623 He died shoeless. 412 00:34:41,703 --> 00:34:45,943 You don't see Him hanging on the cross sporting shoes. 413 00:34:46,023 --> 00:34:49,103 - Do you, boys ? - No, sir ! 414 00:34:49,183 --> 00:34:51,023 What is it you don't see Our Lord doing ? 415 00:34:51,103 --> 00:34:54,463 Hanging on the cross sporting shoes. 416 00:34:54,543 --> 00:34:57,343 "Hanging on the cross sporting shoes," what ? 417 00:34:57,383 --> 00:35:01,463 Hanging on the cross sporting shoes, sir. 418 00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:07,023 Everyday, me dad would look for a job,... 419 00:35:07,103 --> 00:35:09,823 - ...somehow, he never seemed to get one. - We've enough for today. 420 00:35:09,863 --> 00:35:13,303 - Mam said it was his Northern accent. - No work here. Sorry. 421 00:35:13,383 --> 00:35:17,863 Grandma said it was because of his funny manner. 422 00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:33,783 Me dad knew those lanes like the back of his hand. 423 00:35:33,863 --> 00:35:36,543 He walked them often enough when he couldn't get work... 424 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:39,303 ...and was too ashamed to come home to me mam. 425 00:35:43,623 --> 00:35:46,063 That's why we loved Easter. 426 00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:49,943 Because it was at Easter that me dad got his first job. 427 00:35:54,823 --> 00:35:57,543 The dipsy doodle is the thing to beware 428 00:35:57,623 --> 00:36:00,263 The dipsy doodle is gonna get in your hair 429 00:36:00,343 --> 00:36:02,943 And if it gets to you it couldn't be worse 430 00:36:02,983 --> 00:36:05,663 The things you say will all come out in reverse 431 00:36:05,743 --> 00:36:08,063 Don't go up the mine, Manny 432 00:36:08,143 --> 00:36:10,823 That's the way the dipsy doodle works 433 00:36:10,903 --> 00:36:12,943 The dipsy doodle is a way to do fine 434 00:36:13,023 --> 00:36:16,223 It's almost always at the back of your mind 435 00:36:16,303 --> 00:36:19,343 You never know it's there until it's too late 436 00:36:19,423 --> 00:36:21,463 And then you get in such a terrible state 437 00:36:21,543 --> 00:36:23,663 Will you stop it ? 438 00:36:23,743 --> 00:36:26,103 Maybe if you weren't strangling me, I'd be fine. 439 00:36:26,183 --> 00:36:29,583 - Stop it. - When you think you're crazy. 440 00:36:29,663 --> 00:36:32,863 It was only at the Limerick Cement Factory,... 441 00:36:32,903 --> 00:36:35,023 ...but he still wore a collar and tie. 442 00:36:35,103 --> 00:36:38,503 He said a man without a tie had no respect for himself. 443 00:36:48,943 --> 00:36:51,383 Come on. 444 00:37:02,823 --> 00:37:07,063 In Mount joy jail 445 00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:09,983 One Monday morning 446 00:37:10,023 --> 00:37:14,743 High upon the gallows tree 447 00:37:14,823 --> 00:37:18,903 Kevin Barry gave his young life 448 00:37:18,983 --> 00:37:22,583 For the cause of liberty 449 00:37:22,663 --> 00:37:24,543 For Jesus' sake, put a sockin it ! 450 00:37:24,623 --> 00:37:26,983 Some of us have to go to feckin' work in the morning ! 451 00:37:27,063 --> 00:37:31,743 Yet there's no one can deny 452 00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:35,383 As he walked to death that morning 453 00:37:35,463 --> 00:37:38,623 He proudly held his head 454 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,143 His head up high 455 00:37:51,223 --> 00:37:53,623 Francis ! Malachy ! 456 00:38:00,423 --> 00:38:03,263 Come down here, boys. I have the Friday penny for you. 457 00:38:03,303 --> 00:38:06,103 No. Be quiet. 458 00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:09,823 Up, boys ! 459 00:38:09,863 --> 00:38:13,663 Those Red Branch Knights ! 460 00:38:13,703 --> 00:38:15,983 Those Fenian men ! 461 00:38:16,063 --> 00:38:18,903 The glorious I.R.A. ! 462 00:38:18,983 --> 00:38:22,623 Up ! Up ! Up ! 463 00:38:43,023 --> 00:38:46,623 I have the Friday penny for you, boys. 464 00:38:46,703 --> 00:38:48,663 You line up like soldiers now,... 465 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,823 ...and promise to die for Ireland. 466 00:38:51,903 --> 00:38:55,263 - I don't want it. - I don't want it either. 467 00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:02,463 Damn ! 468 00:39:07,623 --> 00:39:09,583 When we woke up the next morning,... 469 00:39:09,663 --> 00:39:11,503 ...he was still asleep. 470 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,823 He missed work and lost his job. 471 00:39:34,983 --> 00:39:37,503 And what do I have here, Clohessy ? 472 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:40,063 Strips of newspaper, sir. 473 00:39:40,223 --> 00:39:42,703 And what do they represent, Clohessy ? 474 00:39:42,783 --> 00:39:44,743 Pieces of the Limerick Leader, sir. 475 00:39:44,823 --> 00:39:47,063 No ! 476 00:39:47,103 --> 00:39:49,943 The body and blood of Christ. 477 00:39:49,983 --> 00:39:52,303 If you don't pay more attention, it'll be the Last Rites... 478 00:39:52,383 --> 00:39:54,503 ...you'll be getting, not your Holy Communion. 479 00:39:56,943 --> 00:39:59,663 Irish is the language of patriots... 480 00:39:59,743 --> 00:40:03,423 ...and English of traitors and informers. 481 00:40:03,463 --> 00:40:06,223 But Latin... ah, boys, Latin... 482 00:40:06,303 --> 00:40:09,183 ...that the Holy Martyrs spoke before expiring... 483 00:40:09,263 --> 00:40:11,943 ...in the foaming mouths of ravenous lions. 484 00:40:12,023 --> 00:40:16,263 Yes, it's Latin that gains entrance to heaven itself. 485 00:40:16,343 --> 00:40:18,143 But there are boys in this class... 486 00:40:18,223 --> 00:40:21,983 ...who will never know Sanctifying Grace. 487 00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:24,663 And why ? Because of greed. 488 00:40:24,703 --> 00:40:27,903 Those greedy little black guards are talking even now... 489 00:40:27,943 --> 00:40:31,383 ...about the money they'll get from the Collection. 490 00:40:31,423 --> 00:40:36,023 They'll go from house to house in their little suits like beggars. 491 00:40:36,063 --> 00:40:37,943 And will they take any of that money... 492 00:40:37,983 --> 00:40:42,703 ...and send it to the poor black babies in Africa as they should ? 493 00:40:42,783 --> 00:40:44,823 Oh, no. 494 00:40:44,863 --> 00:40:49,543 It's off to the cinema the First Communion boys will go... 495 00:40:49,623 --> 00:40:54,263 ...to wallow in the disgusting filth... 496 00:40:54,303 --> 00:40:59,063 ...spewed across the world by the devil's henchmen... 497 00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:01,823 ...in Hollywood. 498 00:41:01,863 --> 00:41:04,823 - Isn't that right, McCourt ? - 'Tis, sir. 499 00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:08,583 Don't speak, you ! Can't you see that God is on your tongue ? 500 00:41:08,663 --> 00:41:11,703 Where is God, boys ? 501 00:41:11,743 --> 00:41:14,463 On his tongue, sir. 502 00:41:14,503 --> 00:41:16,383 On his tongue. 503 00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:21,783 My friend, Mikey Molloy,... 504 00:41:21,823 --> 00:41:23,743 ...tells us all about how much money we'll make... 505 00:41:23,783 --> 00:41:25,703 ...at the Collection after our First Communion,... 506 00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:27,663 ...when we all knock on the neighbors' doors... 507 00:41:27,743 --> 00:41:30,783 ...and get as much as five shillings for sweets and cakes... 508 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:33,303 ...and even go to the Lyric Cinema to see James Cagney. 509 00:41:33,383 --> 00:41:36,583 - I seen it three times. - What happens in it ? 510 00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:40,343 Also, Mikey is the expert in the lane on girls' bodies... 511 00:41:40,383 --> 00:41:42,503 ...and dirty things in general. 512 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,263 Now, on top, the girls have great floppy things called titties. 513 00:41:45,343 --> 00:41:48,663 And at the end of them, great red things like dogs' noses. 514 00:41:48,743 --> 00:41:52,463 And down at the bottom... Now that's an entirely different matter. 515 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:56,223 - They don't have a mickey down there. - What do they have ? 516 00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,743 I can tell you, but I don't think he should hear it. 517 00:41:58,783 --> 00:42:00,663 Malachy, go away. 518 00:42:02,983 --> 00:42:05,903 Eww ! Yuck ! 519 00:42:12,903 --> 00:42:16,223 Oh, look, I'll take one of these as well. 520 00:42:43,743 --> 00:42:47,463 In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost. 521 00:42:47,543 --> 00:42:50,703 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. This is my first confession. 522 00:42:50,783 --> 00:42:54,383 Yes, my child. And what sins have you committed ? 523 00:42:54,463 --> 00:42:56,543 I told a lie, I hit my brother,... 524 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:59,023 ...I stole a penny from my mother's purse,... 525 00:42:59,103 --> 00:43:00,983 ...and I ate a sausage on Friday. 526 00:43:01,023 --> 00:43:03,183 Yes, my child, anything else ? 527 00:43:03,263 --> 00:43:06,063 I listened to dirty things about girls from the lanes... 528 00:43:06,143 --> 00:43:08,423 ...who don't care what they do because they... 529 00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,303 ...because they've already done it with their brothers. 530 00:43:11,383 --> 00:43:14,903 And who told you these things ? 531 00:43:14,943 --> 00:43:17,503 - Mikey Molloy, Father. - Hmm. 532 00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:20,863 For your penance, say three Hail Marys, three Our Fathers,... 533 00:43:20,903 --> 00:43:23,103 ...and say a special prayer for me. 534 00:43:23,183 --> 00:43:25,103 Am I one of the worst boys, Father ? 535 00:43:25,183 --> 00:43:28,023 No, my child. You have a long way to go. 536 00:43:30,823 --> 00:43:33,423 Wake up ! Wake up ! 537 00:43:33,503 --> 00:43:36,823 His First Communion, the happiest day of his life,... 538 00:43:36,903 --> 00:43:38,783 ...and the lot of you still snoring in there. 539 00:43:38,823 --> 00:43:42,143 Here, you two, get up. Go on. 540 00:43:42,183 --> 00:43:44,743 Look at him. A bar of soap wouldn't be lost on him. 541 00:43:44,823 --> 00:43:46,703 I'll be red raw. 542 00:43:46,783 --> 00:43:49,023 I swear it's the Northern Ireland in you. 543 00:43:49,063 --> 00:43:50,943 It attracts the dirt. 544 00:43:50,983 --> 00:43:53,103 You've the dirty gob of your father. 545 00:43:53,183 --> 00:43:54,823 Aah ! That's cold. 546 00:43:54,903 --> 00:43:57,263 Jesus, you have enough dirt in your ears... 547 00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:59,903 ...to grow potatoes. 548 00:43:59,943 --> 00:44:03,943 Will you look at that mop ? It won't lie down. 549 00:44:04,023 --> 00:44:06,743 You didn't get this hair from our side of the family. 550 00:44:06,783 --> 00:44:09,623 This is North of Ireland hair you got from your father. 551 00:44:09,663 --> 00:44:13,023 It's like... like what you'd see on a Presbyterian. 552 00:44:15,543 --> 00:44:17,623 Will you stop spitting on me ? 553 00:44:17,663 --> 00:44:20,063 A little spit won't kill you. 554 00:44:20,143 --> 00:44:23,663 If your mother had married a proper, decent Limerick man,... 555 00:44:23,743 --> 00:44:26,783 ...you wouldn't have stand-up, North of Ireland, Protestant hair. 556 00:44:26,823 --> 00:44:28,703 And we wouldn't be late. 557 00:44:45,063 --> 00:44:48,343 Corpus Christi. 558 00:44:50,783 --> 00:44:53,303 Corpus Christi. 559 00:44:57,463 --> 00:44:59,703 Corpus Christi. 560 00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:07,583 Will you stop your clucking and get back to your seat ? 561 00:45:09,503 --> 00:45:11,383 Corpus Christi. 562 00:45:19,463 --> 00:45:21,943 Mam, can I go now and make the Collection ? 563 00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:24,663 I want to go to the Lyric to see James Cagney. 564 00:45:24,703 --> 00:45:26,383 You can't make the Collection until you've had... 565 00:45:26,463 --> 00:45:28,503 ...a proper First Communion breakfast at my house. 566 00:45:28,583 --> 00:45:30,063 Mam. 567 00:45:41,143 --> 00:45:43,503 Will you look at him ? The manners of a pig. 568 00:45:43,583 --> 00:45:45,463 He eats like a Presbyterian. 569 00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:49,303 Is it a millionaire you think I am ? An American ? 570 00:45:49,343 --> 00:45:51,383 Is there any more tea in the pot, Mam ? 571 00:45:51,423 --> 00:45:53,903 - Aye. - I could do with a cup. 572 00:45:53,983 --> 00:45:56,703 You allright, Frankie ? 573 00:45:56,743 --> 00:46:00,223 - What's the matter, Frankie ? - What's wrong with that child ? 574 00:46:03,223 --> 00:46:06,463 Look what he did ! He's thrown up the body and blood of Jesus. 575 00:46:06,503 --> 00:46:10,263 What am I to do ? I have God in me backyard ! 576 00:46:17,343 --> 00:46:19,183 I'm taking you to the priest. 577 00:46:19,263 --> 00:46:21,823 That was a dreadful thing you did in my backyard. 578 00:46:25,503 --> 00:46:28,103 In the name of The Father and of The Son and of the Holy Ghost. 579 00:46:28,183 --> 00:46:30,023 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 580 00:46:30,103 --> 00:46:31,943 It's been a day since my last confession. 581 00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:33,863 A day ? 582 00:46:33,943 --> 00:46:36,423 And what sins have you committed in a day, my son ? 583 00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:39,463 I overslept, and I nearly missed my First Communion. 584 00:46:39,543 --> 00:46:41,663 My hair stuck up like a Protestant's,... 585 00:46:41,743 --> 00:46:44,343 ...and I threw up my First Holy Communion breakfast. 586 00:46:44,383 --> 00:46:48,543 Now me grandma says she has God in her backyard and what shall she do ? 587 00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:52,383 Tell your grandma to wash it away with a little water. 588 00:46:55,463 --> 00:46:57,663 Holy water or ordinary water ? 589 00:46:57,703 --> 00:47:00,543 - He didn't say, Grandma. - Well, go back and ask him. 590 00:47:06,943 --> 00:47:10,303 In the name of The Father and of The Son and of The Holy Ghost. 591 00:47:10,383 --> 00:47:12,223 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 592 00:47:12,303 --> 00:47:14,583 It's been a minute since my last confession. 593 00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:17,143 A minute ? Are you the boy that was just here ? 594 00:47:17,183 --> 00:47:20,503 - I am, Father. - What is it now ? 595 00:47:20,543 --> 00:47:24,303 My grandma says holy water or ordinary water ? 596 00:47:27,423 --> 00:47:30,463 He says ordinary water, and don't go bothering him again. 597 00:47:30,503 --> 00:47:32,263 Bothering him ? 598 00:47:32,343 --> 00:47:35,183 Well, the ignorant old bog trotter. 599 00:47:37,383 --> 00:47:40,783 There wasn't anytime for the Collection. Not a penny. 600 00:47:40,863 --> 00:47:43,383 So Mikey Molloy pretended to have one of his fits... 601 00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:46,143 ...so that I could slip in when no one was looking. 602 00:47:46,183 --> 00:47:48,303 - Missus, quick, He's having a fit ! - Is he all right ? 603 00:47:48,383 --> 00:47:50,263 Mr O'Brien, quick ! 604 00:47:54,503 --> 00:47:57,463 Watch he doesn't swallow his tongue. 605 00:47:57,543 --> 00:48:01,663 Does anyone know what to do ? 606 00:48:01,703 --> 00:48:05,503 - No, don't. I'll do anything. - Oh, no, you won't. 607 00:48:05,543 --> 00:48:07,703 You've had your last chance. You can take this with you. 608 00:48:07,743 --> 00:48:10,503 Shoot him ! 609 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:13,183 All you had to do was bump me off. 610 00:48:17,623 --> 00:48:20,343 - Do you want a toffee ? - Thanks. 611 00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:26,743 I'm glad I did the First Communion. 612 00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:29,583 I'm glad I got my First Confession over and done with. 613 00:48:29,663 --> 00:48:33,903 Now I'm free to grow up. Old enough to be ten, anyway. 614 00:48:33,943 --> 00:48:37,143 Old enough to pay the ultimate penance for growing up. 615 00:48:37,223 --> 00:48:39,143 Worse than joining the army or the police... 616 00:48:39,223 --> 00:48:42,503 ...or going to Australia or becoming a nun in Africa. 617 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:45,823 Worse than that, I had to learn Irish dancing. 618 00:48:45,903 --> 00:48:49,943 I don't want to learn it. Ow. What did you do that for ? 619 00:48:50,023 --> 00:48:52,143 Just don't want to learn how to dance. 620 00:48:52,183 --> 00:48:54,063 ...and back and back. 621 00:48:57,383 --> 00:49:01,103 Up and back and one, two. 622 00:49:01,143 --> 00:49:03,783 Lift up your feet, for the love of Jesus. 623 00:49:03,863 --> 00:49:07,183 One, two, three. And one, two, three. And up and back, and one, two, three. 624 00:49:07,263 --> 00:49:09,223 And up and back, andone, two, three. 625 00:49:09,303 --> 00:49:11,383 If my mates saw me making a pure eejit out of meself... 626 00:49:11,463 --> 00:49:14,063 ...at the Irish dancing, I'd be disgraced forever. 627 00:49:14,143 --> 00:49:16,343 I want to be Fred Astaire. 628 00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:18,823 Irish dancers look like they have steel rods stuck up their arses. 629 00:49:18,903 --> 00:49:21,103 Would you stop the frowning Frankie McCourt ? 630 00:49:21,183 --> 00:49:23,223 You've a face on you like a pound of tripe. 631 00:49:23,303 --> 00:49:27,223 And up and back, and one, two, three. And up and back, and one, two, three. 632 00:49:29,143 --> 00:49:33,743 The next time I went to dancing lessons, I bumped into Paddy Clohessy. 633 00:49:33,823 --> 00:49:35,703 - Hi, Frankie. - Hiya, Paddy. How you doing ? 634 00:49:35,743 --> 00:49:38,743 - Not too bad. You ? - Grand. Catch. 635 00:49:38,823 --> 00:49:41,823 Frankie, I'm telling you, that dancing stuff is for sissies. 636 00:49:41,903 --> 00:49:43,783 You won't be able to play football next. 637 00:49:43,863 --> 00:49:46,063 - I won't ? - You'll be running around girlie-like. 638 00:49:46,103 --> 00:49:48,703 - Shut up. - Everyone will be laughing at you. 639 00:49:48,783 --> 00:49:52,663 - They will ? - Next thing, you'll be knitting socks. 640 00:50:00,503 --> 00:50:03,023 I was finished with the dancing. 641 00:50:03,103 --> 00:50:06,983 Every Saturday, my mam's sixpence got me and Paddy into the Lyric... 642 00:50:07,063 --> 00:50:10,623 ...with enough left to stuff our gobs with Cleeves' toffee. 643 00:50:18,423 --> 00:50:20,503 Yay ! 644 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:24,023 I was so happy, I didn't know whether to shit or go blind. 645 00:50:27,383 --> 00:50:30,383 Every week, I'd take the money and skip the dancing... 646 00:50:30,423 --> 00:50:32,303 ...and go to the pictures. 647 00:50:32,343 --> 00:50:34,703 When I got home, I'd make up the dancing... 648 00:50:34,743 --> 00:50:37,303 - ...and pretend I had a poker up my arse. - Well done, son. 649 00:50:38,903 --> 00:50:41,583 Hitler shows himself in his true colors. 650 00:50:41,623 --> 00:50:43,943 He marches his troops into the Rhineland... 651 00:50:44,023 --> 00:50:46,703 ...in defiance of the terms of the Treaty of Versailles. 652 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:51,983 The swastika spreads its evil shadow. 653 00:50:53,983 --> 00:50:58,383 Sir, what use is Euclid when the Germans are bombing everything in sight ? 654 00:50:58,423 --> 00:51:00,823 What use is Euclid ? 655 00:51:00,863 --> 00:51:02,943 Without Euclid,... 656 00:51:03,023 --> 00:51:06,023 ...the Messerschmitt could never have taken to the sky... 657 00:51:06,103 --> 00:51:08,263 ...and dart from cloud to cloud... 658 00:51:08,343 --> 00:51:11,103 ...and bomb the be jesus out of the English,... 659 00:51:11,183 --> 00:51:14,423 ...who deserve it after what they did to the Irish for 800 years. 660 00:51:14,503 --> 00:51:18,183 Euclid is grace and beauty... 661 00:51:18,263 --> 00:51:20,143 ...and elegance. 662 00:51:20,183 --> 00:51:23,223 - Do you understand that, boys ? - We do, sir. 663 00:51:23,303 --> 00:51:26,543 - We do, sir. - I doubt it. 664 00:51:26,623 --> 00:51:30,703 To love Euclid is to be alone in this world. 665 00:51:30,783 --> 00:51:34,102 You. Clohessy. 666 00:51:34,182 --> 00:51:36,862 Who stood at the foot of the cross when our Lord was crucified ? 667 00:51:38,142 --> 00:51:40,342 The Twelve Apostles, sir ? 668 00:51:40,422 --> 00:51:43,502 Clohessy, what is the Irish word for fool ? 669 00:51:43,582 --> 00:51:45,262 Omadhaun, sir. 670 00:51:45,342 --> 00:51:49,142 Sir. I know who stood at the foot of the cross, sir. 671 00:51:49,222 --> 00:51:51,062 It was the three Marys, sir. 672 00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:53,862 That's Fintan Slattery. 673 00:51:53,942 --> 00:51:56,622 He's going to be a saint when he gets older. 674 00:51:56,702 --> 00:51:59,182 Everyone know she wears his sister's blouse at night... 675 00:51:59,262 --> 00:52:01,262 ...and curls his hair with hot iron tongs... 676 00:52:01,342 --> 00:52:04,502 ...so that he'll look gorgeous at Mass on Sundays. 677 00:52:04,582 --> 00:52:06,662 It's no wonder we played truant. 678 00:52:06,742 --> 00:52:08,462 Chickens ! 679 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:10,542 Of all the girls I've known and I've known some 680 00:52:10,622 --> 00:52:13,222 Untill first met you I was lonesome 681 00:52:13,302 --> 00:52:16,342 And when you came in sight my heart grew light 682 00:52:16,422 --> 00:52:19,302 And this old world seemed new to me 683 00:52:19,382 --> 00:52:21,622 You're really swell I have to admit you 684 00:52:21,702 --> 00:52:23,782 Deserve expressions that really fit you 685 00:52:23,862 --> 00:52:26,542 Hurry up, Frankie. I can't hold them. 686 00:52:26,582 --> 00:52:30,702 I've racked my brain hoping to explain all the things that you do to me 687 00:52:30,742 --> 00:52:36,902 Bei mir bist du schon please let me explain 688 00:52:36,982 --> 00:52:39,142 Frankie, there's nothing in the world... 689 00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:41,902 ...like a good feed of apples and a drink of water... 690 00:52:41,982 --> 00:52:46,022 ...and a good shit and plenty of grass to wipe your arse with. 691 00:52:47,942 --> 00:52:50,382 Paddy, quick, wipe your arse. It's milking time ! 692 00:52:50,462 --> 00:52:53,022 Will you wait for me ? Frankie, wait. 693 00:52:54,902 --> 00:52:57,422 Frankie, you're doing it wrong. You've got to pull it down. 694 00:52:57,502 --> 00:53:00,022 - You have to squeeze down. - Shut up ! 695 00:53:00,102 --> 00:53:02,582 - Shut up ! - Frankie, don't ! 696 00:53:02,662 --> 00:53:06,222 - Hey, clear off, you little bastards ! - Run, Paddy, run ! 697 00:53:06,302 --> 00:53:09,422 I'll give you such a kick in the hole, you won't know what hit you. 698 00:53:09,502 --> 00:53:12,062 Here, piggy. 699 00:53:12,142 --> 00:53:14,902 Mikey Molloy persuaded us to go to Peter Dooley's house. 700 00:53:14,982 --> 00:53:17,742 Peter Dooley has a hump like the one Charles Laughton had... 701 00:53:17,822 --> 00:53:20,142 ...in The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 702 00:53:20,182 --> 00:53:21,622 That's why they call him Quasimodo. 703 00:53:21,662 --> 00:53:26,382 Oh, and he has these four sisters with the enormous breasts. 704 00:53:28,342 --> 00:53:30,462 Okay, it's a shilling for the three of you. 705 00:53:30,542 --> 00:53:33,582 Climb up the spout, and each of youse have a look, but no wankin'. 706 00:53:33,622 --> 00:53:36,142 I've my own sisters. Why should I pay to see your naked sisters ? 707 00:53:36,222 --> 00:53:39,902 'Cause looking at your own naked sisters is the worst sin of all. 708 00:53:39,982 --> 00:53:43,182 Not even a bishop in the world could forgive you for it. 709 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:45,142 What can you see ? 710 00:53:45,182 --> 00:53:47,782 - Oh, it's grand. - Can you see their tits ? 711 00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:53,102 I said no wankin'. There's to be no wankin' up the spout. 712 00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:55,662 - Oh, it's grand. - I said no wankin' up the spout ! 713 00:54:01,342 --> 00:54:04,462 - You perverted bunch of filth ! - Let go ! 714 00:54:04,502 --> 00:54:07,982 My daughters can't even wash themselves on a Friday night ! 715 00:54:08,022 --> 00:54:11,142 Poor Quasimodo. He was right. 716 00:54:11,222 --> 00:54:14,822 Gawking at your own naked sisters is the worst sin of all. 717 00:54:14,902 --> 00:54:17,182 Except when you charge a shilling for the pleasure. 718 00:54:17,262 --> 00:54:19,222 That's worse still. 719 00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:23,102 Introibo adaltare Dei. And then you say ? 720 00:54:23,182 --> 00:54:26,382 Ad Deum quila etificat juventutem meam. 721 00:54:26,422 --> 00:54:30,262 Right. Introibo adaltare Dei, and then you say ? 722 00:54:30,342 --> 00:54:33,582 Ad Deum quila etificat juventutem meam. 723 00:54:33,622 --> 00:54:35,502 Very good. Again. Introibo ad... 724 00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:39,182 Ad Deum quila etificat juventutem mean. 725 00:54:39,222 --> 00:54:43,542 Hello. How are you ? This is my son, Francis. 726 00:54:43,622 --> 00:54:47,822 He can recite the Latin, and he's ready to be an altarboy. 727 00:54:47,862 --> 00:54:50,302 - Ad Deum... - I'm sorry. We have no room. 728 00:55:00,902 --> 00:55:02,782 Never mind, son. 729 00:55:06,382 --> 00:55:09,582 Sacred Stan said there was no room for him. 730 00:55:20,862 --> 00:55:24,022 I'll tell you what it is. 731 00:55:24,102 --> 00:55:26,862 'Tis class distinction. 732 00:55:28,902 --> 00:55:31,862 They don't want the boys from the lanes at the altar. 733 00:55:31,942 --> 00:55:34,102 They don't want the ones with the scabby knees... 734 00:55:34,182 --> 00:55:36,822 ...and their arses hanging out of their trousers. 735 00:55:38,822 --> 00:55:41,222 They want the boys with the nice shoes and the clean hair... 736 00:55:41,262 --> 00:55:43,782 ...and the fathers with the steady jobs. 737 00:55:43,862 --> 00:55:45,782 Not useless like you. 738 00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:51,662 That's what it is. 739 00:55:51,742 --> 00:55:54,822 And it's hard to hang on to your faith. 740 00:56:15,262 --> 00:56:18,782 You buy pints for people you don't know who tell you you're a grand man,... 741 00:56:18,862 --> 00:56:22,062 ...while your children are at home with their bellies stuck to their backbones. 742 00:56:24,662 --> 00:56:27,462 Aye, you're right. 743 00:56:27,502 --> 00:56:29,622 I'll get a job. I promise. 744 00:56:29,702 --> 00:56:31,742 If you get a job, you lose it the third week... 745 00:56:31,782 --> 00:56:33,662 ...because you drink all the wages... 746 00:56:33,702 --> 00:56:36,862 ...and you miss the work. 747 00:56:36,902 --> 00:56:39,302 We'll get by, Angela. 748 00:56:39,342 --> 00:56:41,262 I'll change. 749 00:56:43,822 --> 00:56:46,342 The dole is 19 shillings and the rent is 6. 750 00:56:46,422 --> 00:56:50,782 And that leaves 13 shillings to feed and clothe 5 people. 751 00:56:53,142 --> 00:56:55,622 God is good, you know. 752 00:56:58,342 --> 00:57:00,382 God might be good for someone somewhere,... 753 00:57:00,462 --> 00:57:02,742 ...but he hasn't been seen lately in the lanes of Limerick. 754 00:57:04,702 --> 00:57:06,542 Oh, Angela. 755 00:57:09,022 --> 00:57:11,422 You could go to hell for saying that. 756 00:57:15,662 --> 00:57:17,942 Aren't I there already, Malachy ? 757 00:57:24,302 --> 00:57:26,462 Come here. Come here. 758 00:57:42,102 --> 00:57:46,462 And then the angels left another baby on the stairs again. 759 00:57:48,462 --> 00:57:50,342 What are you going to call him, Angela ? 760 00:57:50,422 --> 00:57:52,702 I like the name Kevin or Sean. 761 00:57:52,742 --> 00:57:55,942 If you called out the door, "Kevin, Sean, come in for your tea",... 762 00:57:55,982 --> 00:57:59,102 ...you'd have half of Limerick running at you. 763 00:57:59,182 --> 00:58:02,302 - I like the name Alphonsus. - Alphonsus ? 764 00:58:02,342 --> 00:58:04,382 That's a stupid name. 765 00:58:04,422 --> 00:58:06,302 Ah, Jesus Christ ! 766 00:58:06,342 --> 00:58:10,702 - Don't curse ! - Will you leave the poor child alone ? 767 00:58:10,782 --> 00:58:13,422 I wondered how many more babies... 768 00:58:13,502 --> 00:58:15,342 ...the angels would leave on the stairs. 769 00:58:15,422 --> 00:58:17,502 Someone else to share my dinner with. 770 00:58:17,582 --> 00:58:19,462 Ow. What did you do that for ? 771 00:58:19,502 --> 00:58:21,702 Don't laugh. Now you know what it feels like. 772 00:58:23,062 --> 00:58:25,542 At least my grandpa in the North... 773 00:58:25,622 --> 00:58:28,382 ...sent us five pounds for the baby Alphie. 774 00:58:28,422 --> 00:58:32,222 All right. You go home and tell your mother I'll be back in a few minutes. 775 00:58:32,262 --> 00:58:34,142 You're not to go to the pub, Da. 776 00:58:34,182 --> 00:58:36,062 Mom said you're to bring home the money. 777 00:58:36,102 --> 00:58:39,422 - You're not to drink the pint. - Now listen. 778 00:58:39,502 --> 00:58:42,222 - You go home to your mother now. - Da. 779 00:58:42,302 --> 00:58:44,742 Give us the money. That money is for the new baby. 780 00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:46,702 Da ! 781 00:58:46,782 --> 00:58:48,622 Please, Da. 782 00:58:52,622 --> 00:58:54,502 Go home ! 783 00:59:05,782 --> 00:59:07,942 Will you come in here, Frankie ? 784 00:59:11,302 --> 00:59:13,182 I want you to go down to South's Pub,... 785 00:59:13,262 --> 00:59:15,702 ...and I want you to stand in the middle of the pub... 786 00:59:15,782 --> 00:59:20,422 ...and tell every man that your father is drinking the money for the baby. 787 00:59:20,502 --> 00:59:22,742 You're to tell the world there's not a scrap of food in the house. 788 00:59:22,822 --> 00:59:25,182 There's not a lump of coal for the fire. 789 00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:28,782 There's not even a drop of milk for the baby's bottle. 790 00:59:33,982 --> 00:59:35,902 Oh, come on. 791 00:59:50,542 --> 00:59:56,102 And I pray that the world would in peace let me be 792 00:59:56,182 --> 00:59:59,622 And the green glens of Antrim 793 00:59:59,702 --> 01:00:03,342 Are welcoming me 794 01:00:03,382 --> 01:00:06,102 And if you only knew 795 01:00:06,182 --> 01:00:08,222 How the light of the moon 796 01:00:08,302 --> 01:00:11,902 My heart is banging away, and all I can think of doing... 797 01:00:11,982 --> 01:00:14,822 ...is giving him a good kick in the leg and running away. 798 01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:17,702 - But I don't. - You'd imagine a picture. 799 01:00:17,782 --> 01:00:20,942 Because I remember all the nice times he sat me by the fire... 800 01:00:20,982 --> 01:00:25,222 ...and told me his stories of Cuchulain, Roosevelt and De Valera. 801 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:32,382 Later, he'll be home singing and offering us a penny to die for Ireland. 802 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:34,942 It'll be different now. 803 01:00:35,022 --> 01:00:37,862 Because it's bad enough to drink the dole or the wages,... 804 01:00:37,942 --> 01:00:42,262 ...but a man who drinks the money for a new baby has gone beyond the beyonds. 805 01:00:57,942 --> 01:00:59,782 Mam. 806 01:01:01,942 --> 01:01:04,502 I couldn't find him. 807 01:01:04,582 --> 01:01:07,102 Go to bed, Frankie. 808 01:01:17,502 --> 01:01:20,862 With Confirmation,... 809 01:01:20,942 --> 01:01:23,582 ...you will become true soldiers of the Church. 810 01:01:23,662 --> 01:01:28,222 That entitles you to die a martyr... 811 01:01:28,302 --> 01:01:31,022 ...in the event we're invaded by Protestants... 812 01:01:31,102 --> 01:01:35,262 ...or Mohammedans or any other class of heathen. 813 01:01:35,342 --> 01:01:37,182 You will have the gifts... 814 01:01:37,262 --> 01:01:40,022 ...of the Holy Ghost. Wisdom... 815 01:01:40,102 --> 01:01:43,702 ...understanding, counsel. 816 01:01:43,782 --> 01:01:45,982 What is the Third Station of the Cross, my child ? 817 01:01:46,062 --> 01:01:47,982 When Jesus falls for the first time. 818 01:01:53,382 --> 01:01:55,222 What is the Fourth Commandment, my child ? 819 01:01:55,302 --> 01:01:58,062 Honor thy father and thy mother. 820 01:02:01,262 --> 01:02:04,422 Are you allright, Frankie ? 821 01:02:27,702 --> 01:02:30,742 Father Gorey is touching me with oil and praying,... 822 01:02:30,822 --> 01:02:32,942 ...and that means I'm going to die. 823 01:02:34,742 --> 01:02:36,582 But I don't care. 824 01:02:42,742 --> 01:02:46,102 And then Dr. Campbell came in and held my hand. 825 01:02:46,182 --> 01:02:48,942 It was then that I knew I was going to get better. 826 01:02:52,182 --> 01:02:54,662 Because a doctor would never fart... 827 01:02:54,742 --> 01:02:57,542 ...in the presence of a dying boy. 828 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:08,742 They gave me a whole new body full of blood. 829 01:03:08,822 --> 01:03:12,622 Sister Rita said it came from a soldier at Sarsfield Barracks. 830 01:03:26,982 --> 01:03:30,062 Oh, son. 831 01:03:30,102 --> 01:03:32,462 You're a grand old soldier. 832 01:03:32,502 --> 01:03:35,382 What's wrong with me ? 833 01:03:37,062 --> 01:03:39,262 You've had the typhoid. 834 01:03:44,182 --> 01:03:46,742 Don't go. 835 01:03:46,822 --> 01:03:51,022 Hey, you're a big boy now. 836 01:03:51,102 --> 01:03:55,022 And don't forget you got soldier's blood in you. 837 01:03:57,582 --> 01:03:59,422 You're over the worst of it. 838 01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:03,302 Soon be home to Sorrento. 839 01:04:16,822 --> 01:04:19,982 That was the first time my dad ever kissed me. 840 01:04:20,062 --> 01:04:24,102 I felt so happy I could have floated out of the bed. 841 01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:41,742 Everyday, I couldn't wait for the doctors and nurses... 842 01:04:41,782 --> 01:04:43,902 ...to leave me alone so that I could read my books. 843 01:04:43,982 --> 01:04:45,862 I loved having a lavatory of my own... 844 01:04:45,942 --> 01:04:48,782 ...where I could read for hours and hours. 845 01:04:48,822 --> 01:04:52,662 "To die, to sleep. To sleep, perchance to dream. 846 01:04:52,742 --> 01:04:54,662 Aye, there's the rub." 847 01:04:54,742 --> 01:04:56,622 Frankie, are you dead ? 848 01:04:56,662 --> 01:04:58,982 Isn't it grand, Seamus ? It's Shakespeare. 849 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:00,982 I loved the Shakespeare. 850 01:05:01,062 --> 01:05:04,022 It was like having jewels in your mouth when you said the words. 851 01:05:04,102 --> 01:05:07,182 "I do believe, induced by potent circumstances,... 852 01:05:07,222 --> 01:05:09,102 ...that thou art mine enemy." 853 01:05:09,142 --> 01:05:12,382 "I do believe, induced by potent circumstances,... 854 01:05:12,462 --> 01:05:14,702 ...that thou art mine enemy." 855 01:05:14,742 --> 01:05:18,182 "I do believe, induced by potent circumstances,... 856 01:05:18,262 --> 01:05:20,662 ...that thou art mine enemy." 857 01:05:20,742 --> 01:05:22,982 - Bye ! Bye ! - There's Frankie. 858 01:05:23,062 --> 01:05:25,902 But I missed me mom and dad and Malachy... 859 01:05:25,942 --> 01:05:28,742 ...and little Michael and the baby Alphie... God knows why. 860 01:05:28,822 --> 01:05:31,502 - Frankie, will you hurry up now ? - Bye. 861 01:05:31,542 --> 01:05:34,942 It was a happy day when I finally went home. 862 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:41,502 - Hello, Frankie. - Welcome home, Frankie. 863 01:05:41,582 --> 01:05:43,422 You're a grand soldier, Frankie. 864 01:05:43,502 --> 01:05:45,902 A credit to your mother and father. 865 01:05:45,982 --> 01:05:47,862 Welcome home, Frankie. 866 01:05:49,422 --> 01:05:52,662 Hello, Frankie. 867 01:05:52,742 --> 01:05:56,822 It's grand to have you home, soldier. 868 01:05:56,902 --> 01:05:59,102 Thank you, Mrs Purcell. 869 01:05:59,182 --> 01:06:01,062 Goodman, Frankie. 870 01:06:06,342 --> 01:06:08,742 Ah, Francis, my boy. 871 01:06:08,822 --> 01:06:11,542 But the moment I saw me dad with Alphie on his lap... 872 01:06:11,622 --> 01:06:13,542 ...was an empty feeling in my heart,... 873 01:06:13,622 --> 01:06:15,942 ...because I know he's out of work again. 874 01:06:16,022 --> 01:06:18,382 - Welcome home, son. - Da. 875 01:06:20,622 --> 01:06:22,462 It's good to see you. 876 01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:24,862 You too. 877 01:06:24,942 --> 01:06:26,942 Get a wee sit, right ? 878 01:06:27,022 --> 01:06:30,142 St. Wilgefortis' mom had nine children. 879 01:06:30,222 --> 01:06:34,022 But still, I loved having my dad to myself in the morning. 880 01:06:34,062 --> 01:06:37,502 I loved his stories where motorcars and planes went under water. 881 01:06:37,542 --> 01:06:40,062 Submarines flew up in the air,... 882 01:06:40,142 --> 01:06:42,862 ...and polar bears wrestled with elephants on the moon. 883 01:06:42,942 --> 01:06:46,142 He was the Holy Trinity, wasmy dad, with three people in him. 884 01:06:46,182 --> 01:06:50,342 The one in the morning with his tea and Woodbines telling us the stories. 885 01:06:50,382 --> 01:06:54,182 The one who tried so hard to find work but never did. 886 01:07:00,982 --> 01:07:05,302 And the one who came home at night with the smell of whiskey on him. 887 01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:25,982 But he was reading all the time he was at the hospital. 888 01:07:26,062 --> 01:07:29,502 I'm sorry, Mrs McCourt. He's missed over two months of school. 889 01:07:29,542 --> 01:07:33,822 He'll have to go back to the fifth class. I'm really very sorry. 890 01:07:55,222 --> 01:07:59,062 Mom, I don't want to go back to fifth class. 891 01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:01,862 Malachy's in fifth class, and I'm a year older than him. 892 01:08:01,942 --> 01:08:03,822 Oh, come on, Frankie. 893 01:08:03,902 --> 01:08:06,742 But all me friends will laugh at me because I've been put back. 894 01:08:06,822 --> 01:08:08,662 No. 895 01:08:15,302 --> 01:08:17,582 What I needed was a miracle,... 896 01:08:17,662 --> 01:08:22,182 ...and it happened right there outside the Our Lady Of Liberty Pub. 897 01:08:22,222 --> 01:08:24,782 I looked up at her. She smiled. 898 01:08:24,862 --> 01:08:26,782 And when I looked down, there was a penny. 899 01:08:42,662 --> 01:08:44,782 I spent the penny on a candle... 900 01:08:44,862 --> 01:08:49,502 ...and prayed to St. Francis for him to get me out of my little brother's class. 901 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,782 Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name... 902 01:08:51,987 --> 01:08:56,187 Take that sour look off your puss, Francis McCourt,... 903 01:08:56,267 --> 01:08:58,308 ...or you will feel the end of my stick. 904 01:08:58,348 --> 01:09:00,548 Francis McCourt is going to show you... 905 01:09:00,588 --> 01:09:04,748 ...how well he learned to write in this class last year. 906 01:09:04,828 --> 01:09:07,909 He's going to write a composition on our Lord. 907 01:09:07,949 --> 01:09:10,349 Aren't you, McCourt ? 908 01:09:10,389 --> 01:09:15,030 He's to tell us what it would be like if our Lord had grown up in Limerick,... 909 01:09:15,110 --> 01:09:16,990 ...the holiest city in Ireland. 910 01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:21,030 Wilgefortis' dad wanted to marry her off to the King of Sicily,... 911 01:09:21,070 --> 01:09:23,271 ...but the beautiful, young Wilgefortis... 912 01:09:23,311 --> 01:09:26,111 ...was desperate not to marry the scabby old man. 913 01:09:26,191 --> 01:09:28,031 Oh. 914 01:09:28,111 --> 01:09:30,311 And McCourt scores a brilliant goal. 915 01:09:35,592 --> 01:09:39,712 They said that Limerick was the holiest city,... 916 01:09:39,792 --> 01:09:42,833 ...but everyone knew the reason why there were always people in the churches. 917 01:09:42,913 --> 01:09:45,113 It was because it was always raining,... 918 01:09:45,193 --> 01:09:47,113 ...and they were in there to get out of the wet. 919 01:09:47,153 --> 01:09:49,114 The name of my composition is... 920 01:09:49,194 --> 01:09:52,914 Title, McCourt. The title. 921 01:09:52,954 --> 01:09:56,114 The title of my composition is "Jesus and the Weather." 922 01:09:56,194 --> 01:09:58,475 What ? 923 01:09:58,515 --> 01:10:00,915 "Jesus and the Weather", sir. 924 01:10:00,955 --> 01:10:03,315 All right, read it. 925 01:10:03,355 --> 01:10:05,435 "I don't think Jesus, who is our Lord,... 926 01:10:05,515 --> 01:10:07,596 ...would have liked the weather in Limerick,... 927 01:10:07,676 --> 01:10:11,796 ...because it's always raining and the Shannon keeps the whole city damp. 928 01:10:11,836 --> 01:10:14,637 My father says the Shannon is a killer river... 929 01:10:14,677 --> 01:10:16,557 ...because it killed my two brothers. 930 01:10:16,597 --> 01:10:18,477 When you look at pictures of Jesus,... 931 01:10:18,517 --> 01:10:22,437 ...He's always wandering around ancient Israel in a sheet. 932 01:10:22,517 --> 01:10:25,718 It never rains there, and you never hear of anyone coughing... 933 01:10:25,758 --> 01:10:28,478 ...or getting the consumption or anything like that. 934 01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:32,079 And no one has a job there, because all they do is stand around,... 935 01:10:32,119 --> 01:10:36,839 ...eat manna, shake their fists, and go to crucifixions. 936 01:10:36,919 --> 01:10:40,479 Any time Jesus got hungry, all He had to do was to walk up the road... 937 01:10:40,559 --> 01:10:43,640 ...to a fig tree oran... orange tree and have His fill. 938 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:46,560 Or if He wanted a pint, He could wave Hish and over a big glass... 939 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,480 ...and there was the pint. 940 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:51,921 Or He could visit Mary Magdalene and her sister Martha,... 941 01:10:51,961 --> 01:10:54,601 ...and they'd give Him His dinner, no questions asked. 942 01:10:54,681 --> 01:10:58,802 So it's a good thing Jesus decided to be born Jewish in that nice warm place. 943 01:10:58,842 --> 01:11:01,562 Because if He was born in Limerick, He'd catch the consumption... 944 01:11:01,602 --> 01:11:04,882 ...and be dead in a month, and there wouldn't be any Catholic Church,... 945 01:11:04,922 --> 01:11:07,083 ...and we wouldn't have to write compositions about Him. 946 01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:09,003 The end." 947 01:11:11,363 --> 01:11:13,563 Did you write this composition, McCourt ? 948 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:16,324 I did, sir. 949 01:11:18,084 --> 01:11:19,964 The miracle worked. 950 01:11:20,004 --> 01:11:22,364 I was back in my old class. 951 01:11:22,404 --> 01:11:24,285 Stock your mind. 952 01:11:24,325 --> 01:11:26,205 It's your house of treasure,... 953 01:11:26,245 --> 01:11:29,405 ...and no one in the world can interfere with it. 954 01:11:29,445 --> 01:11:34,166 Fill your mind with rubbish, and it'll rot your head. 955 01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:37,846 You might be poor, your shoes might be broken,... 956 01:11:37,886 --> 01:11:39,766 ...but your mind... 957 01:11:39,806 --> 01:11:44,087 your mind is a palace. 958 01:11:44,247 --> 01:11:47,607 And McCourt gets the ball, he goes round one man... 959 01:11:47,687 --> 01:11:49,487 ...he goes up to the second man... 960 01:11:49,567 --> 01:11:51,608 Peggy ! Sean ! 961 01:11:51,688 --> 01:11:54,448 Kathleen, come in for your tea. 962 01:11:54,528 --> 01:11:56,368 Come in for the lovely leg of lamb... 963 01:11:56,448 --> 01:12:00,449 ...and the gorgeous green peas, and the floury white potatoes. 964 01:12:00,489 --> 01:12:03,129 Oh, shut up, will you, woman ? 965 01:12:03,169 --> 01:12:05,289 It's a low-class mind to torment your neighbors... 966 01:12:05,369 --> 01:12:07,209 ...when there's nothing but bread and tea we have. 967 01:12:07,289 --> 01:12:09,450 Get off to work in England like the rest of our husbands. 968 01:12:09,530 --> 01:12:11,370 Go and help England win a war ? 969 01:12:11,450 --> 01:12:13,330 I wouldn't give the English the steam off my pish. 970 01:12:13,410 --> 01:12:15,410 No, you'd rather drink the dole... 971 01:12:15,490 --> 01:12:17,731 ...and watch your sons run around all skin and bone... 972 01:12:17,811 --> 01:12:19,971 ...with their arse hanging out of their trousers. 973 01:12:20,051 --> 01:12:22,291 Kathleen, come in for your tea. 974 01:12:22,371 --> 01:12:24,371 If I could work, I'd be in the English factories. 975 01:12:24,451 --> 01:12:26,892 A factory's no place for a woman. 976 01:12:26,972 --> 01:12:29,852 Sitting on your arse is no place for a man. 977 01:12:31,012 --> 01:12:34,053 And the game restarts in the second half. 978 01:12:34,093 --> 01:12:36,213 He's got the ball. He's going on the run. 979 01:12:36,293 --> 01:12:38,133 Oh, you got the ball off him. 980 01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:50,214 Get off me, will you ? 981 01:12:50,254 --> 01:12:54,495 I'm worn out. 982 01:12:54,535 --> 01:12:57,215 That's the end of it for me. No more children. 983 01:12:59,295 --> 01:13:01,736 A good Catholic woman should perform her wifely duties. 984 01:13:01,816 --> 01:13:03,656 Oh, feck off, will you ? 985 01:13:08,256 --> 01:13:11,577 You'll face eternal damnation, Angela. 986 01:13:11,657 --> 01:13:13,497 Well, as long as there are no more children,... 987 01:13:13,577 --> 01:13:16,857 ...eternal damnation sounds just fine to me, Malachy. 988 01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:42,060 Come on, lads, come on. You'll miss the train. 989 01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:43,981 You'll miss a good job. Come on. 990 01:13:44,061 --> 01:13:46,781 We've got the Guinness, and we've got the Jameson in England, all right ? 991 01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:04,223 Right. Uh... 992 01:14:04,303 --> 01:14:06,183 Remember your religious duties. 993 01:14:08,303 --> 01:14:11,344 And above all, you obey your mother, right ? 994 01:14:13,224 --> 01:14:16,824 You're the man of the house now, Francis. 995 01:14:18,865 --> 01:14:21,065 Mind yourself. 996 01:14:32,146 --> 01:14:34,266 Come on. Let's go. 997 01:14:48,788 --> 01:14:51,908 Mam said all we had to do was wait two weeks... 998 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:53,829 ...for the telegram with the money order. 999 01:14:53,909 --> 01:14:56,629 Soon we'd have enough money for new boots and coats,... 1000 01:14:56,709 --> 01:14:58,829 ...ham, cabbage and potatoes for dinner,... 1001 01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:02,190 ...electric light and maybe even a lavatory like they have in America. 1002 01:15:02,230 --> 01:15:04,110 Now that Dad is gone to England,... 1003 01:15:04,150 --> 01:15:06,510 ...sure I your troubles would be over. 1004 01:15:06,590 --> 01:15:08,430 Surely. 1005 01:15:20,952 --> 01:15:23,912 - Hello. Thank you very much. - Hi. 1006 01:15:23,992 --> 01:15:26,672 - Thank you. - There he is ! 1007 01:15:28,793 --> 01:15:31,993 Hey, wait ! Has ours come ? McCourt ? 1008 01:15:32,073 --> 01:15:34,673 - No. - Are you sure ? It's our first telegram. 1009 01:15:34,753 --> 01:15:37,954 It should be for about three pounds or maybe more. 1010 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:40,234 - Sorry. - Can you look in your pouch again ? 1011 01:15:40,314 --> 01:15:43,034 I feckin' did already. I've nothing for you. 1012 01:16:16,558 --> 01:16:19,919 - Who's a good boy ? - Alphie ! 1013 01:16:21,919 --> 01:16:25,799 Begging for leftovers is worse than the dole. 1014 01:16:25,879 --> 01:16:30,000 Worse than the St. Vincent de Paul Charity. My own mother begging. 1015 01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,880 This is the worst kind of shame... 1016 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,160 ...begging for the leftovers from the priests' dinner. 1017 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:38,961 Like tinkers holding up their scabby children on street corners. 1018 01:16:39,041 --> 01:16:42,521 Worse than borrowing from the money lender, Mrs Finucane. 1019 01:17:00,243 --> 01:17:02,163 There was only one thing for it. 1020 01:17:02,243 --> 01:17:04,884 I had to get a job. 1021 01:17:10,204 --> 01:17:12,805 This is the best morning of all, Frankie, 1022 01:17:12,885 --> 01:17:15,165 Saturday half day. 1023 01:17:15,205 --> 01:17:19,005 We start at 8:00 and finish by the time the Angelus rings at 12:00. 1024 01:17:37,887 --> 01:17:40,488 The dipsy doodle is the thing to beware 1025 01:17:40,568 --> 01:17:43,408 The dipsy doodle is gonna get in your hair 1026 01:17:43,488 --> 01:17:45,528 And if it gets you it couldn't be worse 1027 01:17:45,608 --> 01:17:48,409 The things you say will all come out in reverse 1028 01:17:48,489 --> 01:17:50,889 Don't go up the mine, Manny 1029 01:17:50,969 --> 01:17:54,129 That's the way the dipsy doodle works 1030 01:17:54,209 --> 01:17:56,290 The dipsy doodle is so easy to find 1031 01:17:56,330 --> 01:17:59,370 It's almost always at the back of your mind 1032 01:17:59,450 --> 01:18:02,330 You never know it's there until it's too late 1033 01:18:02,410 --> 01:18:04,531 And then you get in such a terrible state 1034 01:18:04,611 --> 01:18:07,091 The moon jumped over the cow, hey diddle 1035 01:18:07,171 --> 01:18:09,331 That's the way the dipsy doodle works 1036 01:18:31,294 --> 01:18:35,534 The man who delivered 16 hundred weight of coal deserves a pint. 1037 01:18:35,614 --> 01:18:37,814 And the boy who helped him deserves a lemonade. 1038 01:18:39,335 --> 01:18:42,735 Your eyes look atrocious... like two piss-holes in the snow. 1039 01:18:42,815 --> 01:18:47,455 - It's the coal dust, Uncle Pa. - You're a great man, Frank. 1040 01:18:47,535 --> 01:18:50,016 You can help me every Thursday after school. 1041 01:18:50,096 --> 01:18:52,096 There's a shilling foryou. 1042 01:18:52,176 --> 01:18:54,216 More power to your elbow, Frankie. 1043 01:18:54,256 --> 01:18:57,177 He'll be taking yourjob yet, you know,John. 1044 01:19:01,297 --> 01:19:04,377 He called me Frank, not Frankie. 1045 01:19:04,457 --> 01:19:06,818 For the first time, I feel like a man. 1046 01:19:06,898 --> 01:19:08,778 A man with a shilling in his pocket. 1047 01:19:08,818 --> 01:19:10,978 A man who had a drink in a pub. 1048 01:19:18,179 --> 01:19:22,580 Ma, I earned a shilling. 1049 01:19:22,660 --> 01:19:25,980 Take tuppence, Frankie, and take Malachy to the Lyric. 1050 01:19:26,060 --> 01:19:29,260 You're a treasure, Frankie. You deserve it. 1051 01:19:29,340 --> 01:19:32,181 God above, look at those eyes. 1052 01:19:52,823 --> 01:19:54,383 Frankie ! 1053 01:19:56,983 --> 01:19:58,864 Frankie ! 1054 01:20:01,424 --> 01:20:04,464 A shilling from Mr Hannon, and four shillings in tips. 1055 01:20:06,505 --> 01:20:09,305 Will you go to that mirror and look at your eyes ? 1056 01:20:15,026 --> 01:20:17,266 Oh, jeez. 1057 01:20:17,306 --> 01:20:19,306 That's the end of it. No more Mr Hannon. 1058 01:20:19,386 --> 01:20:21,226 Mr Hannon needs me. 1059 01:20:21,306 --> 01:20:23,587 I'm sorry for Mr Hannon's troubles, 1060 01:20:23,667 --> 01:20:26,107 but we have troubles of our own. 1061 01:20:26,187 --> 01:20:29,027 And the last thing I need is a blind son. 1062 01:20:29,107 --> 01:20:31,667 Now, wash your eyes, and you can go to the Lyric. 1063 01:20:38,188 --> 01:20:40,909 Malachy, what's happening ? 1064 01:20:40,989 --> 01:20:44,589 The man in the hat is sticking a gold dagger into the nice lady's belly. 1065 01:20:44,669 --> 01:20:47,549 - Is there blood all over ? - No. She's showing a magic ring. 1066 01:20:47,629 --> 01:20:49,750 I can't see a thing. 1067 01:20:56,350 --> 01:20:58,551 The doctor said... 1068 01:20:58,631 --> 01:21:00,471 ...this was the worst case of conjunctivit is he'd ever seen. 1069 01:21:00,511 --> 01:21:02,711 How long will he be in, Doctor ? 1070 01:21:02,751 --> 01:21:04,631 Only God knows that, woman. 1071 01:21:04,671 --> 01:21:06,551 I should have seen this child months ago. 1072 01:21:06,591 --> 01:21:08,352 My working days were over. 1073 01:21:08,432 --> 01:21:12,912 Eyes wide open. Wider. Wide as you can. 1074 01:21:12,992 --> 01:21:16,633 - Ow, Ma ! - If only dad was here. 1075 01:22:12,799 --> 01:22:16,119 He's not coming, Mam. 1076 01:22:16,159 --> 01:22:18,040 He might be asleep in one of the carriages. 1077 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:21,080 Come on, Mam. Let's go home. He's not coming. 1078 01:22:26,641 --> 01:22:30,281 He definitely said in his letter two days before Christmas. 1079 01:22:30,361 --> 01:22:32,201 Maybe the boat from Holyhead was late. 1080 01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:34,122 That could make you miss your train. 1081 01:22:34,202 --> 01:22:36,042 The Irish Sea's desperate this time of year. 1082 01:22:36,122 --> 01:22:38,922 He doesn't care about us. He's over there drunk in England. 1083 01:22:39,002 --> 01:22:40,842 Don't talk about your father like that. 1084 01:22:43,443 --> 01:22:46,403 - Boots ! - Me ! Me ! 1085 01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:48,643 Next. 1086 01:22:48,723 --> 01:22:50,803 And where's the husband ? 1087 01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:52,764 He's in England, sir. 1088 01:22:52,804 --> 01:22:54,684 England, is it ? 1089 01:22:54,724 --> 01:22:57,524 And where's the weekly telegram ? The big five pounds ? 1090 01:22:57,564 --> 01:22:59,764 He didn't send us a penny in months, sir. 1091 01:22:59,844 --> 01:23:03,005 Well, we all probably know why, don't we ? 1092 01:23:05,885 --> 01:23:07,285 No, sir. 1093 01:23:07,325 --> 01:23:10,526 We all know there's more than an occasional Limerick man... 1094 01:23:10,606 --> 01:23:15,326 ...been seen trotting around with a Piccadilly tart, don't we ? 1095 01:23:15,366 --> 01:23:18,127 He's not in Piccadilly, sir. He's in Coventry. 1096 01:23:18,207 --> 01:23:22,927 Mam went begging again at the St. Vincent de Paul. 1097 01:23:23,007 --> 01:23:26,768 She got a food voucher so that at least we could have a Christmas dinner. 1098 01:23:36,009 --> 01:23:38,249 And then, on Christmas Eve,... 1099 01:23:38,329 --> 01:23:40,529 ...our neighbor, Walter the horse, died. 1100 01:23:40,609 --> 01:23:43,610 And our dad came home. 1101 01:23:43,650 --> 01:23:45,530 It's Pa ! 1102 01:23:45,570 --> 01:23:47,450 Dad ! Dad ! 1103 01:24:07,972 --> 01:24:09,853 Hey. 1104 01:24:09,893 --> 01:24:13,733 - We were expecting you yesterday. - Aye, well. 1105 01:24:17,213 --> 01:24:19,294 Jesus and Mary, what have you done to yourself ? 1106 01:24:19,374 --> 01:24:21,294 Well, that Irish Sea was very rough, you know. 1107 01:24:21,374 --> 01:24:25,974 Bumped my head. Nearly fell over the side. 1108 01:24:26,054 --> 01:24:27,975 Wouldn't be a fight, would it ? Wouldn't be the drink ? 1109 01:24:30,015 --> 01:24:32,455 You said you'd bring us something. 1110 01:24:37,776 --> 01:24:40,416 Well, uh, 1111 01:24:40,456 --> 01:24:42,336 I have. 1112 01:24:48,297 --> 01:24:50,537 Got a bit peckish on the boat, did you ? 1113 01:24:53,538 --> 01:24:56,578 We'll have them tomorrow after our Christmas dinner. 1114 01:24:57,578 --> 01:24:59,458 Did you bring any money ? 1115 01:25:01,739 --> 01:25:04,699 You drank the money, didn't you ? 1116 01:25:06,499 --> 01:25:11,140 Well, times are hard, Angela. Jobs are scarce. 1117 01:25:11,180 --> 01:25:15,460 - You drank the money, Da ? - You drank the money. 1118 01:25:20,181 --> 01:25:23,941 So they have no respect for their father now, eh ? 1119 01:25:27,701 --> 01:25:29,822 - I have to go and see a man. - Go and see a man,... 1120 01:25:29,902 --> 01:25:32,382 ...but don't be coming home drunk, singing your stupid songs. 1121 01:25:59,465 --> 01:26:01,425 Eat something. It's Christmas. 1122 01:26:03,266 --> 01:26:05,786 I'm not hungry. 1123 01:26:05,866 --> 01:26:08,026 But if no one wants them, I'll have one of them sheep's eyes. 1124 01:26:08,106 --> 01:26:10,786 - Oh, not the eyes, Dad. - Da, don't. 1125 01:26:10,866 --> 01:26:13,547 - Oh, Dad, don't. - What's the matter with you ? 1126 01:26:13,587 --> 01:26:16,587 You're not going to eat that, are you ? Oh ! 1127 01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:19,307 Dad, oh, yuck. 1128 01:26:19,347 --> 01:26:21,668 - You're disgusting. - Lovely. 1129 01:26:21,748 --> 01:26:25,068 There's great nourishment in the eyes. 1130 01:26:32,269 --> 01:26:34,109 Right. 1131 01:26:37,269 --> 01:26:39,110 Where are you going ? 1132 01:26:39,190 --> 01:26:41,030 Going to London. 1133 01:26:42,910 --> 01:26:44,870 On Christmas Day ? 1134 01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:46,831 It's the best day to travel. 1135 01:26:46,871 --> 01:26:48,671 People in motorcars are always willing to give... 1136 01:26:48,751 --> 01:26:51,311 ...the working man a lift to Dublin. 1137 01:26:51,391 --> 01:26:53,871 Think of all the hard times of the Holy Family and feel guilty. 1138 01:26:53,951 --> 01:26:56,072 How will you get to Holyhead ? 1139 01:26:56,152 --> 01:26:59,712 Same way I came. 1140 01:26:59,792 --> 01:27:02,552 There's always a time when no one's looking. 1141 01:27:10,393 --> 01:27:12,234 Right. 1142 01:27:16,474 --> 01:27:19,754 You be good boys, eh ? Say your prayers. 1143 01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:21,675 Obey your mother. 1144 01:27:26,995 --> 01:27:29,876 I'll write. 1145 01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:35,756 Here, pass them down. 1146 01:27:38,677 --> 01:27:40,997 Mmm. I got a nut. 1147 01:27:41,077 --> 01:27:44,597 I didn't get a nut. How come Frankie always gets a nut ? 1148 01:27:44,637 --> 01:27:47,038 Nuts are good for sore eyes. 1149 01:27:47,118 --> 01:27:49,238 I've a Turkish Delight. 1150 01:27:49,318 --> 01:27:51,238 Will the nut make his eyes better ? 1151 01:27:51,318 --> 01:27:53,158 'Twill. 1152 01:27:53,238 --> 01:27:55,078 One eye or two eyes ? 1153 01:27:55,158 --> 01:27:57,839 Two eyes, I think. 1154 01:27:57,919 --> 01:28:01,679 Frankie, if I had a nut, I'd give it to you. I would, really. 1155 01:28:01,759 --> 01:28:04,800 Mam, can me and Michael have another chocolate ? Just the one. 1156 01:28:45,684 --> 01:28:49,445 If I were in America, I could say, "I love you, Dad", 1157 01:28:49,485 --> 01:28:51,765 ...the way they do in the films. 1158 01:28:51,845 --> 01:28:53,885 But in Limerick, they'd laugh at you. 1159 01:28:53,965 --> 01:28:55,845 In Limerick, you're only allowed to say... 1160 01:28:55,885 --> 01:28:58,846 ...you love God and babies and horses that win. 1161 01:28:58,926 --> 01:29:01,766 Anything else is softness in the head. 1162 01:29:01,806 --> 01:29:04,366 Go home, Frankie. 1163 01:29:20,488 --> 01:29:23,329 In another week, a telegram arrived for three pounds,... 1164 01:29:23,369 --> 01:29:26,809 ...and we were in heaven. 1165 01:29:31,730 --> 01:29:35,170 The next Saturday, there was no telegram. 1166 01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:37,490 Nor the week after. 1167 01:29:37,530 --> 01:29:40,531 Nor any Saturday forever. 1168 01:30:09,454 --> 01:30:11,294 What are you doing ? 1169 01:30:11,374 --> 01:30:14,174 Careful. We're making a fire. It's freezing. 1170 01:30:14,254 --> 01:30:16,735 Come on, Frankie, give us a hand, will you ? 1171 01:30:16,815 --> 01:30:19,135 Oh ! Yay ! 1172 01:30:19,175 --> 01:30:22,055 Take the Pope, Michael. 1173 01:30:22,135 --> 01:30:24,016 Here, put the Pope on the bed. 1174 01:30:49,979 --> 01:30:53,499 - Is that you, Frankie ? - 'Tis, Mrs Purcell. 1175 01:30:53,539 --> 01:30:55,499 Come on in out of the cold, son. 1176 01:30:58,179 --> 01:31:00,940 Holy blessed God, you're freezing with the cold, boy. 1177 01:31:10,381 --> 01:31:13,661 Isn't it grand, the radio, Frankie ? 1178 01:31:13,701 --> 01:31:16,302 'Tis, Mrs Purcell. 1179 01:31:16,382 --> 01:31:19,422 Do you see Bedouins in the Sahara... 1180 01:31:19,502 --> 01:31:22,662 ...and the cowboys on the prairie ? 1181 01:31:22,702 --> 01:31:24,583 I do. 1182 01:31:24,623 --> 01:31:26,703 And people sipping wine in cafés. 1183 01:31:26,783 --> 01:31:30,303 And sailors in their galleons sipping their cocoa. 1184 01:31:30,383 --> 01:31:34,424 And plays about the Greeks, where they have to pluck out their eyes... 1185 01:31:34,504 --> 01:31:36,984 ...because they married their mothers by mistake. 1186 01:31:37,064 --> 01:31:40,424 And the Shakespeare. I love the Shakespeare. 1187 01:31:40,504 --> 01:31:43,145 Shakespeare is like mashed potatoes, Mrs Purcell. 1188 01:31:43,225 --> 01:31:45,185 You can't get enough of them. 1189 01:31:45,225 --> 01:31:49,825 I'm sure Mr Shakespeare must have been an Irishman. 1190 01:31:49,865 --> 01:31:53,906 If you want the things you love 1191 01:31:53,986 --> 01:31:57,026 You must have showers 1192 01:31:57,066 --> 01:32:00,427 Ah, Billie Holiday. 1193 01:32:02,147 --> 01:32:04,787 Oh, Billie, Billie. 1194 01:32:04,867 --> 01:32:06,827 I want to be with you in America. 1195 01:32:06,907 --> 01:32:08,748 There'll be pennies from heaven 1196 01:32:08,828 --> 01:32:11,308 For you and me 1197 01:32:11,388 --> 01:32:14,028 Oh, America. 1198 01:32:14,108 --> 01:32:16,508 Where no one has bad teeth and everyone has a lavatory. 1199 01:32:25,910 --> 01:32:28,710 Great God in heaven, where's the other room ? 1200 01:32:28,750 --> 01:32:30,630 What room ? 1201 01:32:30,670 --> 01:32:32,750 I rented you two rooms up here, and one is gone. 1202 01:32:32,830 --> 01:32:35,951 I distinctly remember a wall because I distinctly remember a room. 1203 01:32:36,031 --> 01:32:38,631 - Where's that room gone ? - I don't remember a wall. 1204 01:32:38,711 --> 01:32:41,911 And if I don't remember a wall, I can't remember a room. 1205 01:32:41,991 --> 01:32:44,912 I want to know where that wall is and what she did with that room ! 1206 01:32:44,992 --> 01:32:47,792 Do any of you remember a wall ? 1207 01:32:47,832 --> 01:32:50,312 Is that the wall we burned in the fire ? 1208 01:32:50,392 --> 01:32:52,953 Dear God. This takes the bloody biscuit. 1209 01:32:53,033 --> 01:32:57,073 It's four weeks behind in the rent you are, and now this. 1210 01:32:57,153 --> 01:32:59,193 Out, missus. I'm putting you out. 1211 01:32:59,273 --> 01:33:01,114 One week from today, I'll knock on this door,... 1212 01:33:01,194 --> 01:33:03,194 ...and I want to find nobody home. 1213 01:33:03,274 --> 01:33:06,514 Everybody out. Never to return. 1214 01:33:06,594 --> 01:33:09,115 'Tis a pity you weren't alive when the English... 1215 01:33:09,195 --> 01:33:11,595 ...were evicting us and leaving us on the road. 1216 01:33:11,635 --> 01:33:14,955 No lip from you, missus, or I'll send the men to put you out tomorrow. 1217 01:33:14,995 --> 01:33:19,036 It's out on the pavement you'll be with the sky peeing on your furniture. 1218 01:33:24,396 --> 01:33:27,197 Oh, dear God in heaven, what am I going to do ? 1219 01:33:27,277 --> 01:33:30,037 Your cousin, Laman Griffin, is living on the Rosbrien Road... 1220 01:33:30,117 --> 01:33:31,957 ...in that little house of his mother's. 1221 01:33:32,037 --> 01:33:34,357 He'll surely take you in till better times come. 1222 01:33:34,397 --> 01:33:36,318 I'll go and see him now. 1223 01:33:36,398 --> 01:33:39,158 Frankie, come with me. And put your mac on. 1224 01:33:39,238 --> 01:33:41,278 I haven't got a mac. 1225 01:33:41,358 --> 01:33:43,639 Jesus, what a family. 1226 01:33:50,239 --> 01:33:52,400 Grandma caught a chill that day,... 1227 01:33:52,440 --> 01:33:55,280 ...and the chill turned to pneumonia. 1228 01:33:55,320 --> 01:33:57,400 They shifted her to the City Home Hospital, 1229 01:33:57,480 --> 01:34:00,320 ...and when she died, Mam said that her family... 1230 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:03,561 ...was disappearing before her very eyes. 1231 01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:16,362 - Frankie, will you shut the door ? - Let's go. 1232 01:34:16,442 --> 01:34:18,803 - Right. Let's go. - Malachy, the wheel's all bockety. 1233 01:34:18,843 --> 01:34:21,243 - Kaiser Bill marched over the hill - Shut up, will you ? 1234 01:34:21,283 --> 01:34:23,963 To fight the British Army 1235 01:34:24,043 --> 01:34:28,164 They're all going to know we got the eviction. Will you be quiet ? 1236 01:34:34,364 --> 01:34:37,605 And so Malachy, Michael, Mam, and me... 1237 01:34:37,685 --> 01:34:42,365 ...moved into mom's cousin's... Laman Griffin... on the Rosbrien Road. 1238 01:34:45,766 --> 01:34:48,806 - Did you get the library books ? - I did. 1239 01:34:48,886 --> 01:34:52,326 Go in the yard and see if there's something else to go on this fire. 1240 01:34:52,406 --> 01:34:55,687 - Is that for us ? - No, his lordship upstairs. 1241 01:34:55,767 --> 01:34:58,807 Why ask ? It was the same every week... 1242 01:34:58,847 --> 01:35:01,407 ...one steak, four potatoes, an onion, and a bottle of stout. 1243 01:35:01,487 --> 01:35:03,808 Frankie, are you back ? 1244 01:35:03,848 --> 01:35:05,728 Will you take up the books ? 1245 01:35:14,449 --> 01:35:16,569 Good boy, Frankie. Put them on the bed there. 1246 01:35:16,609 --> 01:35:18,529 Angela, the chamber pot is full. 1247 01:35:18,569 --> 01:35:21,250 Is there anything else your lordship would like ? 1248 01:35:21,330 --> 01:35:23,610 Woman's work, Angela. Woman's work and free rent. 1249 01:35:23,650 --> 01:35:25,890 - I'll empty it. - You will ? 1250 01:35:25,930 --> 01:35:29,611 Okay, Frankie. Take it outside and rinse it under the tap. 1251 01:35:29,691 --> 01:35:31,811 And from now on, that will be your job. 1252 01:36:04,735 --> 01:36:08,735 America, wonderfull and of the Arapaho,... 1253 01:36:08,775 --> 01:36:11,175 ...Cheyenne, Chippewa,... 1254 01:36:11,255 --> 01:36:15,096 ...Sioux, Apache, Iroquois. 1255 01:36:15,176 --> 01:36:18,656 Poetry, boys. And the chiefs ! Listen. 1256 01:36:18,696 --> 01:36:21,217 Kicking Bear, Rain-in-the-Face,... 1257 01:36:21,297 --> 01:36:23,297 ...Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse,... 1258 01:36:23,377 --> 01:36:25,417 ...and the man himself,... 1259 01:36:25,497 --> 01:36:28,377 ...the genius Geronimo. 1260 01:36:31,058 --> 01:36:34,858 Stock your minds, boys, and you can move through the world... 1261 01:36:34,898 --> 01:36:37,058 ...resplendent. 1262 01:36:37,098 --> 01:36:40,099 Clarke, define "resplendent." 1263 01:36:40,179 --> 01:36:43,859 - I think it's shining, sir. - Pithy but adequate. 1264 01:36:43,939 --> 01:36:46,460 McCourt, give us a sentence with "pithy." 1265 01:36:48,860 --> 01:36:51,500 Clarke is pithy but adequate, sir. 1266 01:36:51,580 --> 01:36:53,700 Adroit, McCourt. 1267 01:36:53,780 --> 01:36:57,221 You have a mind for the priesthood, my boy, or politics. 1268 01:36:58,981 --> 01:37:01,381 Tell you mother to come and see me. 1269 01:37:01,421 --> 01:37:03,341 Hoppy O'Halloran told Mam... 1270 01:37:03,381 --> 01:37:05,262 ...to take me to the Christian Brothers... 1271 01:37:05,342 --> 01:37:08,462 ...to say he sent me, and I was a bright boy... 1272 01:37:08,542 --> 01:37:10,382 ...and ought to be going to secondary school... 1273 01:37:10,462 --> 01:37:12,423 ...and maybe to university even. 1274 01:37:12,463 --> 01:37:14,463 I wish he'd mind his own business. 1275 01:37:14,543 --> 01:37:16,503 I want to quit school forever and get a job with wages every Friday night... 1276 01:37:16,538 --> 01:37:18,463 I want to quit school forever and get a job with wages every Friday night... 1277 01:37:18,543 --> 01:37:22,104 ...and go to the pictures every Saturday like everybody else. 1278 01:37:22,184 --> 01:37:24,064 I've come to see Brother Murray. 1279 01:37:24,144 --> 01:37:26,104 I don't know why we bothered. They took one look at us... 1280 01:37:26,184 --> 01:37:30,505 - What do you want ? - This is my son Frank. 1281 01:37:30,585 --> 01:37:33,145 ...and said no. 1282 01:37:35,825 --> 01:37:37,945 Francis, will you listen to me ? 1283 01:37:37,985 --> 01:37:39,906 Are you listening ? 1284 01:37:39,986 --> 01:37:41,826 I am. 1285 01:37:41,906 --> 01:37:44,706 You're never to let anybody slam the door in your face again. 1286 01:37:44,786 --> 01:37:46,746 Do you hear me ? 1287 01:37:46,826 --> 01:37:48,707 I do. 1288 01:37:50,067 --> 01:37:54,747 Impurity. I say again, impurity. 1289 01:37:54,827 --> 01:37:58,388 Impurity is so grave a sin... 1290 01:37:59,748 --> 01:38:02,788 ...the Virgin Mary turns her face away and weeps. 1291 01:38:02,868 --> 01:38:05,829 She weeps when she looks down... 1292 01:38:05,909 --> 01:38:07,789 ...that long, dreary vista of time... 1293 01:38:07,869 --> 01:38:11,869 ...and beholds in horror the spectacle of Limerick boys... 1294 01:38:11,949 --> 01:38:15,870 ...defiling themselves, polluting themselves,... 1295 01:38:15,950 --> 01:38:20,230 ...soiling their young bodies which are the temple of the Holy Ghost. 1296 01:38:20,310 --> 01:38:23,071 Interfering with themselves. 1297 01:38:23,151 --> 01:38:26,471 We pray to the Virgin Mary to say we're sorry... 1298 01:38:26,511 --> 01:38:30,111 ...because we can't stop interfering with ourselves. 1299 01:38:30,191 --> 01:38:32,472 - The dong ! - The dong ! 1300 01:38:32,552 --> 01:38:34,672 - The prick ! - The prick ! 1301 01:38:34,752 --> 01:38:37,592 - The dick ! - The dick ! 1302 01:38:37,672 --> 01:38:39,513 - The langer ! - The langer ! 1303 01:38:39,593 --> 01:38:41,633 - The excitement ! - The excitement ! 1304 01:38:41,713 --> 01:38:45,673 - The excitement ? - Yeah, the excitement. 1305 01:38:45,753 --> 01:38:48,514 Yeah, I heard of that. 1306 01:38:52,394 --> 01:38:56,274 Paddy Clohessy found a priest to confess our hideous sins to. 1307 01:38:56,354 --> 01:39:01,035 He's 90 years old and deaf as a turnip. 1308 01:39:01,115 --> 01:39:02,955 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 1309 01:39:03,035 --> 01:39:06,876 It's been ages since me last confession. I've been masturbating. 1310 01:39:06,956 --> 01:39:09,396 Except one day, he died and didn't tell us. 1311 01:39:09,476 --> 01:39:12,116 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 1312 01:39:12,196 --> 01:39:14,677 It's been a fort... 1313 01:39:14,757 --> 01:39:19,237 It's been a fortnight since my last confession. 1314 01:39:19,277 --> 01:39:21,517 And what have you done since then, my child ? 1315 01:39:21,597 --> 01:39:26,358 I, uh, I hit my brother. 1316 01:39:26,438 --> 01:39:28,278 I lied to my mother. 1317 01:39:28,358 --> 01:39:30,798 Yes, my child. And what else ? 1318 01:39:32,279 --> 01:39:35,839 Uh, I did dirty things, Father. 1319 01:39:35,919 --> 01:39:40,440 Ah, my child, was that with yourself or with another ? 1320 01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:42,480 Or with some class of beast ? 1321 01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:46,000 Beast ? 1322 01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:48,520 I never heard of a sin like that, Father. 1323 01:39:48,600 --> 01:39:50,641 This priest must be from the country. 1324 01:39:50,721 --> 01:39:53,121 He's opening up new worlds for me. 1325 01:40:09,043 --> 01:40:11,563 I'll just take him up his last mug of tea. 1326 01:40:44,967 --> 01:40:46,807 It's a disgrace... 1327 01:40:46,887 --> 01:40:49,207 ...that boys like McCourt... 1328 01:40:49,287 --> 01:40:52,248 ...and Clarke and Kennedy... 1329 01:40:52,328 --> 01:40:56,968 ...have to hew wood and draw water... 1330 01:40:57,048 --> 01:41:01,049 ...in this so-called free and independent Ireland... 1331 01:41:01,129 --> 01:41:05,809 ...that keeps a class system foisted on us by the English. 1332 01:41:05,889 --> 01:41:08,570 Well, it disgusts me. 1333 01:41:08,650 --> 01:41:12,210 We throw our talented children onto the dung heap. 1334 01:41:12,290 --> 01:41:14,770 If this is the end of school for you,... 1335 01:41:14,850 --> 01:41:18,931 ...you must get out of this country, boys, and go to America. 1336 01:41:20,611 --> 01:41:23,171 McCourt, do you hear me ? 1337 01:41:23,251 --> 01:41:25,012 I do, sir. 1338 01:41:26,532 --> 01:41:30,052 Laman Griffin was drunk every night. 1339 01:41:30,132 --> 01:41:33,333 Worst still was Fridays when we had to watch him eat his fish and chips. 1340 01:41:33,413 --> 01:41:35,533 Woman, boil some water for tea. 1341 01:41:35,613 --> 01:41:38,453 We've no coal or turf. 1342 01:41:38,493 --> 01:41:40,373 You useless great lump,... 1343 01:41:40,413 --> 01:41:42,894 ...living free under me roof with you snotty-nosed pack of brats. 1344 01:41:42,974 --> 01:41:45,414 You. 1345 01:41:45,494 --> 01:41:48,534 Go to the shop for a few sods and some kindling. 1346 01:41:48,614 --> 01:41:51,615 Come on. Or are you as useless as your mother ? 1347 01:41:53,255 --> 01:41:55,575 Did you empty the chamber pot today ? 1348 01:41:55,655 --> 01:41:58,095 Shite. I left it on the stairs. 1349 01:41:58,175 --> 01:42:01,216 You stand there with your thick gob and tell me you didn't do it ? 1350 01:42:01,296 --> 01:42:04,976 I'm sorry. I forgot. I'll do it now. 1351 01:42:05,056 --> 01:42:08,297 - He couldn't do it. - Shut up, woman. 1352 01:42:08,377 --> 01:42:10,697 It was his last day at school, and he had to go to the doctor. 1353 01:42:10,777 --> 01:42:12,497 I said, shut up, woman ! 1354 01:42:12,577 --> 01:42:14,497 You can't tell us to shut up. You're not our father ! 1355 01:42:14,577 --> 01:42:18,978 If I have to get up from this table, you'll be calling for your patron saint. 1356 01:42:19,058 --> 01:42:21,298 Shut your gob. 1357 01:42:21,378 --> 01:42:23,818 I'll kill you ! 1358 01:42:23,898 --> 01:42:27,059 - You're not my father ! - Stop it ! 1359 01:42:27,139 --> 01:42:29,939 Leave him alone, sweet Jesus. Stop it ! 1360 01:42:30,019 --> 01:42:33,099 He doesn't mean any harm. He's only a child. 1361 01:42:33,179 --> 01:42:35,140 And he's to start work at the post office on Monday. 1362 01:42:35,220 --> 01:42:37,060 Give me a fag, woman. 1363 01:42:37,140 --> 01:42:39,700 I'm telling you, that boy is a little shite. 1364 01:42:39,780 --> 01:42:41,740 I'll talk to him tomorrow. 1365 01:42:41,820 --> 01:42:43,661 I'm going to bed. 1366 01:42:47,981 --> 01:42:50,501 I heard them talking. 1367 01:42:50,581 --> 01:42:53,822 I heard the sound of Laman's boots as he scraped his way to bed. 1368 01:42:53,862 --> 01:42:56,062 I thought Mam would come and kiss me goodnight,... 1369 01:42:56,142 --> 01:42:59,782 ...to say thank you for sticking up for her. 1370 01:43:01,383 --> 01:43:04,023 But no. She went to him. 1371 01:43:31,106 --> 01:43:33,466 Where are you going, Frankie ? 1372 01:43:33,546 --> 01:43:35,387 I'm leaving. 1373 01:43:35,467 --> 01:43:37,307 Why are you leaving, Frankie ? 1374 01:43:37,387 --> 01:43:41,347 Because if I stay, I'll take a knife to his neck. 1375 01:43:41,427 --> 01:43:44,068 Will you kill him ? 1376 01:43:44,148 --> 01:43:46,228 Go to sleep, Malachy. 1377 01:44:46,395 --> 01:44:49,035 You're not having my chips. 1378 01:44:49,115 --> 01:44:53,676 I just wanted to stay the night, Uncle Pat. 1379 01:44:53,716 --> 01:44:56,036 All right. 1380 01:44:56,116 --> 01:44:58,676 You can stay in me mother's bed. 1381 01:44:58,756 --> 01:45:01,356 - Don't expect me to feed you, though. - I won't. 1382 01:45:01,476 --> 01:45:04,757 There's not a scrap of food in the house. 1383 01:45:08,757 --> 01:45:10,958 What happened to your face ? 1384 01:45:11,038 --> 01:45:13,478 It's all swole. 1385 01:45:13,558 --> 01:45:17,118 Did someone punch you ? 1386 01:45:17,198 --> 01:45:19,158 Yeah. 1387 01:45:19,239 --> 01:45:21,679 Who was punching you ? 1388 01:45:21,759 --> 01:45:24,079 Joe Louis. 1389 01:45:24,159 --> 01:45:25,959 Joe Louis ? 1390 01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:30,920 I thought he lived in America. 1391 01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:33,160 Was he visiting Limerick ? 1392 01:45:33,240 --> 01:45:35,120 He was, Uncle Pat. 1393 01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:38,961 That's not right, him hitting a wee boy... 1394 01:45:39,001 --> 01:45:41,281 ...and him being heavy weight champion of America and all. 1395 01:45:41,361 --> 01:45:44,081 The world champion he is, Uncle Pat. 1396 01:45:44,121 --> 01:45:46,842 That's worse. 1397 01:45:46,922 --> 01:45:49,002 And look at you, so skinny. 1398 01:45:49,082 --> 01:45:51,442 Those arms wouldn't lift two stamps. 1399 01:45:53,202 --> 01:45:56,643 Some things is most peculiar, Frankie. 1400 01:45:58,563 --> 01:46:00,403 I'm off to bed. 1401 01:46:12,845 --> 01:46:14,805 I was so hungry. 1402 01:46:14,885 --> 01:46:17,965 I sat there and licked the front page and all the headlines. 1403 01:46:18,045 --> 01:46:22,646 I licked the great attacks of Patton and Montgomery. 1404 01:46:22,686 --> 01:46:24,326 I licked the sports pages. 1405 01:46:24,406 --> 01:46:26,806 I licked the market prices of eggs and butter and bacon. 1406 01:46:26,886 --> 01:46:31,047 I sucked that paper until my face was as black as Al Jolson's. 1407 01:46:34,167 --> 01:46:36,487 Whoa, boy. Whoa, boy. Easy. Easy. 1408 01:47:07,411 --> 01:47:09,251 Let's go, Patty. 1409 01:47:11,251 --> 01:47:14,532 We have to get you... Up you go. 1410 01:47:14,612 --> 01:47:16,692 Come on, Pat, up the steps. 1411 01:47:16,772 --> 01:47:18,652 How did you let him get this drunk ? 1412 01:47:18,692 --> 01:47:20,572 Drink never hurt anyone, did it ? 1413 01:47:20,612 --> 01:47:23,613 - I want a drink. - Tomorrow. 1414 01:47:23,693 --> 01:47:25,533 - Push him, Pa. - I'm pushing. I'm pushing. 1415 01:47:25,613 --> 01:47:27,773 Come on, Pat. 1416 01:47:27,853 --> 01:47:31,774 Christ, you're taking both sides of the room. 1417 01:47:34,374 --> 01:47:36,814 What are you doing in this house, in that bed ? 1418 01:47:36,894 --> 01:47:39,455 Get up and put the kettle on for your poor Uncle Pat... 1419 01:47:39,535 --> 01:47:41,535 ...that fell down the worse for drink. 1420 01:47:44,055 --> 01:47:47,096 Mother of God ! 1421 01:47:47,176 --> 01:47:49,416 You're wearing me dead mother's dress. 1422 01:47:49,496 --> 01:47:51,536 I washed my clothes for the big job. 1423 01:47:51,616 --> 01:47:54,976 - What big job ? - Telegram boy at the post office. 1424 01:47:55,056 --> 01:47:57,697 If the post office are taking on the likes of you,... 1425 01:47:57,777 --> 01:48:00,137 - ...they must be in a desperate state. - Ah, Frankie. 1426 01:48:00,217 --> 01:48:02,657 You look... gorgeous. 1427 01:48:02,737 --> 01:48:05,578 Jesus, what did you wash these in ? 1428 01:48:05,658 --> 01:48:08,978 - Carbolic soap. - They smell like dead pigeons ! 1429 01:48:09,058 --> 01:48:11,298 You'll make a show of us. 1430 01:48:20,779 --> 01:48:22,660 What time do you have to be at that job ? 1431 01:48:22,700 --> 01:48:24,580 9:00. 1432 01:48:24,620 --> 01:48:27,740 Tell them that your aunt was waiting for you and that's why you're late. 1433 01:48:27,780 --> 01:48:29,780 Late ? Why do I have to be late ? 1434 01:48:29,860 --> 01:48:33,501 Just shut up and do what you're bloody well told. 1435 01:48:34,661 --> 01:48:37,661 Mmm. That's more like it. 1436 01:48:37,741 --> 01:48:40,582 I often wondered why Aunt Aggie was always so angry. 1437 01:48:40,662 --> 01:48:42,502 But you're going to need a new shirt. 1438 01:48:42,582 --> 01:48:44,542 And shoes, not boots. Shoes. 1439 01:48:44,582 --> 01:48:47,182 Compared to Mam, she had everything,... 1440 01:48:47,262 --> 01:48:49,383 ...and she didn't have any kids to keep her poor. 1441 01:48:49,463 --> 01:48:52,863 And here she is buying me clothes for my new job. 1442 01:48:52,943 --> 01:48:55,303 That's grand. 1443 01:48:55,383 --> 01:48:57,824 Here's two shillings to get tea and a bun for your birthday. 1444 01:49:00,224 --> 01:49:03,304 You look so smart, people will think you've robbed a bank. 1445 01:49:12,385 --> 01:49:16,266 She certainly was a mystery, my Aunt Aggie. 1446 01:49:16,346 --> 01:49:18,586 A complete mystery. 1447 01:49:27,907 --> 01:49:31,748 We know every avenue, road, street... 1448 01:49:31,828 --> 01:49:35,508 ...terrace, mews, place, close and lane. 1449 01:49:35,588 --> 01:49:37,988 You don't have to have a hanker 1450 01:49:38,068 --> 01:49:40,749 To be a broker or banker 1451 01:49:40,829 --> 01:49:44,749 No, sirree,just simply be my mother's son-in-law 1452 01:49:44,829 --> 01:49:47,149 Needn't even think of tryin' 1453 01:49:47,229 --> 01:49:49,470 To be a mighty social lion 1454 01:49:49,550 --> 01:49:53,630 Sippin' tea if you will be my mother's son-in-law 1455 01:49:53,710 --> 01:49:56,150 There isn't a door in Limerick we don't know. 1456 01:49:56,230 --> 01:49:59,151 We knock on all kinds of doors... iron, oak, plywood. 1457 01:49:59,231 --> 01:50:03,631 Twenty thousand doors. We knock, kick, push. We ring and buzz bells. 1458 01:50:05,551 --> 01:50:08,272 Risking life and limb as we fight off everydog... 1459 01:50:08,312 --> 01:50:10,832 ...who wants to turn us into dinner. 1460 01:50:10,912 --> 01:50:13,952 There are telegrams for the houses of priests. 1461 01:50:14,032 --> 01:50:15,233 God bless you. 1462 01:50:15,313 --> 01:50:17,873 But if you waited for tips from nuns and priests,... 1463 01:50:17,953 --> 01:50:20,553 ...you'd surely die on their doorsteps. 1464 01:50:20,713 --> 01:50:22,113 You're lucky to get the Carmody telegram. 1465 01:50:22,193 --> 01:50:23,193 I am ? 1466 01:50:23,273 --> 01:50:25,114 They're big tippers. You'll get a shilling. 1467 01:50:25,194 --> 01:50:27,034 How come I got the telegram ? 1468 01:50:27,114 --> 01:50:29,074 - 'Cause nobody else will go there. - Why ? 1469 01:50:29,154 --> 01:50:31,314 'Cause Theresa Carmody's got the consumption. 1470 01:50:37,275 --> 01:50:40,355 You don't have to speak like that so 1471 01:50:40,435 --> 01:50:42,636 You can tell the world I said so 1472 01:50:42,676 --> 01:50:47,156 Can't you see you got to be my mother's son-in-law 1473 01:50:54,197 --> 01:50:56,757 I heard that sick people like Theresa... 1474 01:50:56,837 --> 01:50:58,678 ...know that they haven't got long to live... 1475 01:50:58,758 --> 01:51:02,518 ...and so it makes them mad for love and romance... 1476 01:51:02,598 --> 01:51:04,558 ...and dirty things in general. 1477 01:51:04,638 --> 01:51:07,919 - Telegram. - That's what they say, anyway. 1478 01:51:07,959 --> 01:51:12,679 - You're all wet and bleeding. - I skidded on me bike. 1479 01:51:12,759 --> 01:51:15,840 Come in. I'll put something on your cuts. 1480 01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:18,320 I wonder should I go in. 1481 01:51:18,360 --> 01:51:20,280 I might get the consumption. 1482 01:51:20,360 --> 01:51:22,960 That'll be the end of me, and I'll never get to America. 1483 01:51:23,040 --> 01:51:26,921 - Come in. You'll perish standing there. - I need the shilling tip. 1484 01:51:37,002 --> 01:51:39,242 Oh, you big poltroon. 1485 01:51:41,242 --> 01:51:44,363 Now that's better. 1486 01:51:44,443 --> 01:51:48,403 Why don't you take off your clothes and dry them on the screen there ? 1487 01:51:48,483 --> 01:51:50,363 Uh, no. 1488 01:51:50,403 --> 01:51:52,044 Ah, do. 1489 01:51:52,124 --> 01:51:54,884 I will. 1490 01:52:17,567 --> 01:52:20,407 Lord, you might be scrawny,... 1491 01:52:20,487 --> 01:52:22,927 ...but that's a fine boyo you have there. 1492 01:52:23,087 --> 01:52:27,128 My head is full of sin and fear of consumption. 1493 01:52:27,208 --> 01:52:29,048 Her green eyes... 1494 01:52:29,128 --> 01:52:32,048 ...and my shilling tip. 1495 01:52:32,128 --> 01:52:35,409 And she's on top of me, and I might be killing myself... 1496 01:52:35,449 --> 01:52:37,569 ...catching consumption from her mouth. 1497 01:52:37,649 --> 01:52:39,849 I'm riding to heaven. I'm falling off a cliff. 1498 01:52:39,889 --> 01:52:42,930 And if this is a sin, I don't give a fiddler's fart. 1499 01:52:47,010 --> 01:52:48,970 Fuck off, you bollocks ! 1500 01:52:51,571 --> 01:52:54,731 Your mouth is a lavatory, McCourt. Did you hear me ? 1501 01:52:54,771 --> 01:52:57,851 - I did, Miss Barry. - You've been heard on the stairs. 1502 01:52:57,931 --> 01:53:00,772 - Yes, Miss Barry. - Shut up, McCourt. 1503 01:53:00,852 --> 01:53:03,412 - I will, Miss Barry. - Not another word, McCourt. 1504 01:53:03,492 --> 01:53:05,612 - No, Miss Barry. - I said shut up, McCourt. 1505 01:53:05,652 --> 01:53:07,252 All right, Miss Barry. 1506 01:53:07,332 --> 01:53:10,813 That's the end of it, McCourt. Don't try me. 1507 01:53:10,893 --> 01:53:12,493 I... I won't, Miss Barry. 1508 01:53:12,533 --> 01:53:15,613 - Mother of God, give me patience ! - Yes, Miss Barry. 1509 01:53:19,094 --> 01:53:21,014 Take the last word, McCourt. 1510 01:53:21,094 --> 01:53:23,774 Take it. Take it. Take it ! 1511 01:53:28,855 --> 01:53:31,295 I will, Miss Barry. 1512 01:53:50,617 --> 01:53:52,858 What do you want most in the world ? 1513 01:53:54,298 --> 01:53:56,178 To go to America. 1514 01:53:57,818 --> 01:53:59,858 What do you want most ? 1515 01:53:59,938 --> 01:54:03,299 Oh, to fall in love with some gorgeous man. 1516 01:54:03,379 --> 01:54:06,539 Oh, hold me, Frankie. 1517 01:54:28,542 --> 01:54:30,302 Uncle Pat ? 1518 01:54:34,062 --> 01:54:36,543 Hello, Frankie. 1519 01:54:46,184 --> 01:54:48,304 How's the job ? 1520 01:54:48,384 --> 01:54:51,344 Grand. 1521 01:54:51,424 --> 01:54:53,465 Uncle Pat lookin' after you ? 1522 01:54:53,505 --> 01:54:55,385 He is. 1523 01:54:55,425 --> 01:54:57,985 But I can look after meself. 1524 01:54:59,625 --> 01:55:01,505 That's good. 1525 01:55:01,585 --> 01:55:05,066 - You're getting enough to eat, I see. - I am. 1526 01:55:05,146 --> 01:55:07,066 Would you like a chip ? 1527 01:55:07,106 --> 01:55:09,386 No. 1528 01:55:14,307 --> 01:55:17,027 Michael and little Alphie are fine. 1529 01:55:17,107 --> 01:55:19,027 That's good. 1530 01:55:20,148 --> 01:55:22,468 We all miss Malachy. He's, uh... 1531 01:55:22,548 --> 01:55:25,748 - Miss him ? He... - He's gone to join the army band ! 1532 01:55:25,828 --> 01:55:28,669 - Playin' the bugle. - The bugle ? 1533 01:55:28,709 --> 01:55:31,389 Can you imagine that, playin' the bugle ? Playin' the fool, more like. 1534 01:55:31,429 --> 01:55:36,029 That's Malachy, all right. 1535 01:55:36,069 --> 01:55:38,070 Mad Malachy. 1536 01:55:45,951 --> 01:55:49,151 I miss him too. 1537 01:56:17,514 --> 01:56:20,114 - Telegram, Mrs Carmody. - Thank you. 1538 01:56:20,195 --> 01:56:24,035 I usually deliver the telegram to your daughter. 1539 01:56:24,075 --> 01:56:26,635 - Theresa, isn't it ? - Theresa's in the sanatorium. 1540 01:56:45,037 --> 01:56:48,998 Please, God, it wasn't Theresa's fault. 1541 01:56:49,078 --> 01:56:53,038 The excitement on the sofa is what the consumption does to you. 1542 01:56:53,118 --> 01:56:55,079 I love her, God,... 1543 01:56:55,119 --> 01:56:58,879 ...just like St. Francis loved any bird or beast or fish. 1544 01:56:58,959 --> 01:57:01,679 Please, God, take the consumption away,... 1545 01:57:01,719 --> 01:57:03,960 ...and I promise I'll never go near her again. 1546 01:57:19,561 --> 01:57:23,002 Anima eius, et animae omnium fidelium defunctorum,... 1547 01:57:23,082 --> 01:57:27,282 ...per misericordiam Dei, requiescant in pacem. 1548 01:57:28,322 --> 01:57:30,403 Amen. 1549 01:57:34,643 --> 01:57:37,603 I want to tell the priest and Theresa's mam and dad... 1550 01:57:37,683 --> 01:57:40,724 ...that it was me, Frank McCourt, the dirty rotten thing... 1551 01:57:40,804 --> 01:57:42,924 ...that sent Theresa straight to hell. 1552 01:57:45,364 --> 01:57:48,845 I think of Theresa, cold in her coffin,... 1553 01:57:48,885 --> 01:57:51,245 ...the red hair, the green eyes. 1554 01:57:53,005 --> 01:57:54,885 I can't understand what I feel,... 1555 01:57:54,965 --> 01:57:58,766 ...but I know that with all the people who died in my family... 1556 01:57:58,806 --> 01:58:01,686 ...and all the people who died in the lanes around me,... 1557 01:58:01,766 --> 01:58:04,526 ...I never had a pain like this in my heart,... 1558 01:58:04,567 --> 01:58:06,767 ...and I hope I never will again. 1559 01:58:11,127 --> 01:58:13,848 And then, as luck would have it, I had to deliver a telegram... 1560 01:58:13,928 --> 01:58:15,928 ...to the moneylender, Mrs Finucane,... 1561 01:58:16,008 --> 01:58:18,808 ...and St. Francis smiled down on me once more. 1562 01:58:27,249 --> 01:58:29,409 How old are you, boy ? 1563 01:58:29,489 --> 01:58:31,810 Fifteen and some, missus. 1564 01:58:31,890 --> 01:58:33,850 Old enough and ugly enough. 1565 01:58:33,930 --> 01:58:35,770 Yes, missus. 1566 01:58:35,850 --> 01:58:38,370 But are you smart, boy ? Are you in any way intelligent ? 1567 01:58:39,411 --> 01:58:41,291 I can read and write, Mrs Finucane. 1568 01:58:41,371 --> 01:58:43,531 There are people in the lunatic asylum can read and write. 1569 01:58:43,611 --> 01:58:46,211 - Can you write a letter ? - I can, Mrs Finucane. 1570 01:58:46,291 --> 01:58:49,132 I'll give you three pence for every letter you write,... 1571 01:58:49,212 --> 01:58:51,132 ...and three pence if it brings in a payment. 1572 01:58:51,212 --> 01:58:55,092 Come on Thursday. Bring your own paper and envelopes with you. 1573 01:58:58,133 --> 01:59:01,213 "O'Brien, Donnolley, Meagher, Hannon,... 1574 01:59:01,293 --> 01:59:03,733 ...old Mrs Keneally, Mulcahy, Ahern." 1575 01:59:03,773 --> 01:59:06,334 We'll see how you do with that lot for a start. 1576 01:59:06,414 --> 01:59:10,094 Threaten them, boy. Threaten the life out of them. 1577 01:59:11,254 --> 01:59:13,414 How does this sound ? 1578 01:59:13,494 --> 01:59:15,335 "Dear Mrs O'Brien : 1579 01:59:15,415 --> 01:59:19,415 In as much as you have not seen fit to pay me what you owe me,... 1580 01:59:19,455 --> 01:59:21,775 ...I may be forced to resort to legal action. 1581 01:59:21,855 --> 01:59:26,576 There's your son, Michael, parading around the world in his new suit,... 1582 01:59:26,656 --> 01:59:28,416 ...which I paid for,... 1583 01:59:28,496 --> 01:59:32,857 ...while I myself have barely a crust to keep body and soul together." 1584 01:59:32,937 --> 01:59:37,177 "I am sure you don't want to languish in the dungeons of Limerick jail,... 1585 01:59:37,217 --> 01:59:39,257 ...far from friends and family. 1586 01:59:39,337 --> 01:59:42,498 I remain yours in lit... lit..." 1587 01:59:42,578 --> 01:59:45,498 - What are these words, boy ? - Litigious anticipation. 1588 01:59:46,818 --> 01:59:48,698 That's a powerful letter. 1589 01:59:50,019 --> 01:59:53,059 This word, "in as much." 1590 01:59:53,139 --> 01:59:56,219 That's a holy terror of a word. What does it mean ? 1591 01:59:56,259 --> 01:59:59,220 It means, "this is your last chance." 1592 02:00:01,100 --> 02:00:03,420 She gives me money for stamps,... 1593 02:00:03,500 --> 02:00:06,381 ...but I deliver the letters myself and keep the money. 1594 02:00:27,343 --> 02:00:31,983 What class of a demon would torment her own kind with a letter like that ? 1595 02:00:32,023 --> 02:00:35,584 It's truly awful. 1596 02:00:35,664 --> 02:00:37,184 What's up with Mrs Hannon ? 1597 02:00:37,264 --> 02:00:40,304 That old bitch Finucane sent her a threatening letter. Look. 1598 02:00:40,384 --> 02:00:42,865 People who write letters like that should be boiled in oil... 1599 02:00:42,945 --> 02:00:45,705 ...and then have their fingernails pulled out by blind people. 1600 02:00:47,985 --> 02:00:49,906 That's great. Thanks very much. Next, please. 1601 02:00:51,386 --> 02:00:53,346 I'm sorry for their troubles,... 1602 02:00:53,426 --> 02:00:56,906 ...but there's no other way for me to save the money for the trip to America. 1603 02:00:59,907 --> 02:01:02,347 If the whole of Ireland was dying of hunger,... 1604 02:01:02,427 --> 02:01:05,187 ...I wouldn't touch this money in the post office. 1605 02:01:05,307 --> 02:01:08,628 Thanks, John. Listen here to me, men. 1606 02:01:08,708 --> 02:01:10,548 Listen a second. 1607 02:01:10,588 --> 02:01:13,388 This is my nephew here, Frankie McCourt, the son of Angela Sheehan,... 1608 02:01:13,468 --> 02:01:15,308 ...the sister of my wife, having his first pint. 1609 02:01:15,388 --> 02:01:17,629 Here's to your health and long life, Frankie. 1610 02:01:17,669 --> 02:01:20,869 May you live to enjoy the pint, but not too much, eh ? 1611 02:01:26,590 --> 02:01:29,110 Slow down, slow down. 1612 02:01:29,150 --> 02:01:31,670 Don't drink it all at once. 1613 02:01:31,750 --> 02:01:37,271 In Mountjoy jail one Monday morning 1614 02:01:37,351 --> 02:01:42,112 High upon the gallows tree 1615 02:01:42,192 --> 02:01:46,872 Kevin Barry gave his young life 1616 02:01:46,912 --> 02:01:51,113 For the cause of liberty 1617 02:01:54,113 --> 02:01:59,233 Just a lad of 18 summers 1618 02:01:59,273 --> 02:02:01,834 And no... 1619 02:02:10,115 --> 02:02:12,955 What kind of state is that to come home in ? 1620 02:02:17,156 --> 02:02:19,076 Up, boys, up ! 1621 02:02:19,156 --> 02:02:21,476 The Red Branch Knights ! 1622 02:02:21,516 --> 02:02:23,876 The Fenian men ! 1623 02:02:23,916 --> 02:02:26,077 The glorious I.R.A. ! 1624 02:02:26,117 --> 02:02:28,797 I can't believe you. It's your father you've become. 1625 02:02:28,837 --> 02:02:30,797 Tonight... 1626 02:02:34,318 --> 02:02:36,198 Tonight, I had me first pint. 1627 02:02:36,238 --> 02:02:38,838 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1628 02:02:38,918 --> 02:02:41,118 My first pint with Uncle Pa. 1629 02:02:41,158 --> 02:02:43,159 Uncle Pa should know better. 1630 02:02:43,239 --> 02:02:46,519 No father around to get me my first pint. 1631 02:02:46,599 --> 02:02:49,199 Your father was no good to anyone, and neither are you. 1632 02:02:49,279 --> 02:02:51,199 You're just like him, you drunken feck ! 1633 02:02:51,279 --> 02:02:56,400 I'd rather be like my father than like your Laman Griffin ! 1634 02:02:56,480 --> 02:02:58,680 Mind your tongue. You're drunk. 1635 02:02:58,760 --> 02:03:02,001 Mind your own tongue. 1636 02:03:02,081 --> 02:03:04,601 You and Laman Griffin ! 1637 02:03:05,961 --> 02:03:08,962 You slut ! 1638 02:03:09,002 --> 02:03:11,562 You've a mouth on you worse than your drunken eejit father ! 1639 02:03:11,642 --> 02:03:14,562 Better to be like my drunken eejit father than like... 1640 02:03:14,642 --> 02:03:17,963 ...that fat, disgustin' shite Laman Griffin,... 1641 02:03:18,003 --> 02:03:20,323 ...who you crept up to every night there back at Rosbrien ! 1642 02:03:20,363 --> 02:03:23,763 - Shut up ! - Laman Griffin. Laman Griffin. 1643 02:03:23,843 --> 02:03:26,323 Up in the loft with Laman Griffin ! 1644 02:03:26,404 --> 02:03:28,324 Squeak, squeak, squeak,... 1645 02:03:28,364 --> 02:03:30,764 ...with fat Laman Griffin rollin' on top of you ! 1646 02:03:30,804 --> 02:03:33,804 - Shut up ! Shut up ! - You fuckin' shut up, you slut ! 1647 02:04:04,488 --> 02:04:08,008 My child. Tell me what troubles you. 1648 02:04:10,289 --> 02:04:13,769 - I'm 16 today, Father. - Mm-hmm ? 1649 02:04:13,809 --> 02:04:17,249 - I drank my first pint last night. - Yeah. 1650 02:04:19,250 --> 02:04:21,450 I hit my mother. 1651 02:04:23,090 --> 02:04:25,130 God help us. 1652 02:04:28,331 --> 02:04:30,211 But He will forgive you. 1653 02:04:31,411 --> 02:04:33,451 Is there anything else ? 1654 02:04:33,491 --> 02:04:35,371 I can't tell you, Father. 1655 02:04:35,411 --> 02:04:38,612 Would you like to go to confession ? 1656 02:04:38,652 --> 02:04:41,572 I... I can't, Father. 1657 02:04:41,652 --> 02:04:45,413 - I did terrible things. - Well, you can tell St. Francis. 1658 02:04:45,493 --> 02:04:47,413 You can tell St. Francis. 1659 02:04:49,053 --> 02:04:52,733 We'll sit here, and you can tell St. Francis... 1660 02:04:52,813 --> 02:04:55,214 ...all the things that trouble you. 1661 02:04:58,774 --> 02:05:03,855 I tell St. Francis about Margaret, Oliver, Eugene. 1662 02:05:05,175 --> 02:05:07,055 He treads the upper... 1663 02:05:08,855 --> 02:05:11,496 My father singing "Kevin Barry" and bringing home no money. 1664 02:05:14,256 --> 02:05:17,016 My father sending no money from England. 1665 02:05:17,096 --> 02:05:20,137 Theresa on the sofa. 1666 02:05:20,217 --> 02:05:23,537 My terrible sins of interfering with myself,... 1667 02:05:23,617 --> 02:05:25,617 ...wankin' all over Limerick and beyond. 1668 02:05:25,657 --> 02:05:26,857 What do you want ? 1669 02:05:26,937 --> 02:05:29,778 The Christian Brother who closed the door in my face. 1670 02:05:30,938 --> 02:05:33,058 The tears in Mam's eyes when I slapped her. 1671 02:05:38,379 --> 02:05:42,139 A... A...And I give her me back this morning, Father,... 1672 02:05:42,219 --> 02:05:46,460 ...even though it's me birthday and she offered me a cup of tea. 1673 02:05:49,220 --> 02:05:51,980 Ego te absolvo apeccatis tuis. 1674 02:05:52,060 --> 02:05:56,221 In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. 1675 02:05:56,261 --> 02:06:00,341 Say three Our Fathers, three Hail Marys and three Glory Bes. 1676 02:06:02,301 --> 02:06:05,262 But what about Theresa Carmody in hell, Father ? 1677 02:06:05,342 --> 02:06:08,062 No, my child, surely she is in heaven. 1678 02:06:08,102 --> 02:06:12,183 You don't think the sisters in the hospital let her die without a priest ? 1679 02:06:12,223 --> 02:06:14,463 - Are you sure, Father ? - I am. 1680 02:06:14,543 --> 02:06:16,503 God forgives you, and you must forgive yourself. 1681 02:06:16,543 --> 02:06:18,823 God loves you, and you must love yourself. 1682 02:06:18,903 --> 02:06:22,904 For only when you love God and yourself can you love all God's creatures. 1683 02:06:35,265 --> 02:06:37,625 Thank you, St. Francis. 1684 02:06:58,468 --> 02:07:00,868 Mrs Finucane. 1685 02:07:00,908 --> 02:07:02,908 It's Frank. I have your sherry. 1686 02:08:24,358 --> 02:08:26,518 All the names are here. 1687 02:08:26,598 --> 02:08:28,878 Me Mam. two pounds for Christmas. 1688 02:08:28,958 --> 02:08:31,399 Aunt Aggie. nine pounds. 1689 02:08:31,479 --> 02:08:33,479 Maybe for my post office clothes. 1690 02:08:33,559 --> 02:08:36,599 Bridey Hannon forointment for Mr Hannon's legs. 1691 02:08:36,679 --> 02:08:41,760 Mrs Purcell, Clohessy, Quigley, Molloy. 1692 02:08:41,840 --> 02:08:45,720 Everyone I know and half of the poor of Limerick are here. 1693 02:08:45,800 --> 02:08:49,081 They allowed the old bitch money. 1694 02:08:49,161 --> 02:08:51,441 Well, not anymore. 1695 02:09:09,883 --> 02:09:12,603 Not to America, not by plane. 1696 02:09:12,683 --> 02:09:15,404 I can put you on a ship, though,... 1697 02:09:15,444 --> 02:09:18,324 ...that leaves Cork in a couple of weeks. The Irish Oak. 1698 02:09:18,404 --> 02:09:21,684 That'll cost you 55 pounds. Do you have it ? 1699 02:09:23,605 --> 02:09:25,725 I do. 1700 02:09:27,685 --> 02:09:31,806 And as he was leaving his mother 1701 02:09:31,886 --> 02:09:35,606 Standing upon the quay 1702 02:09:35,646 --> 02:09:39,326 She threw her arms around his waist 1703 02:09:39,406 --> 02:09:42,647 - And this to him didsay - Here you are. 1704 02:09:42,727 --> 02:09:44,207 Everybody now. 1705 02:09:44,247 --> 02:09:49,128 A mother's love's a blessing 1706 02:09:49,208 --> 02:09:53,648 No matter where you roam 1707 02:09:53,688 --> 02:09:57,288 Keep her while she's living 1708 02:09:57,368 --> 02:10:01,529 You'll miss her when she's gone 1709 02:10:01,569 --> 02:10:05,649 Love her as in childhood 1710 02:10:05,729 --> 02:10:09,250 Though feeble, old and grey 1711 02:10:09,330 --> 02:10:13,610 For you'll never miss a mother's love 1712 02:10:13,690 --> 02:10:16,691 Till she's buried beneath the clay 1713 02:10:16,731 --> 02:10:19,451 Fair play to you, Angela. That was mighty. 1714 02:10:19,491 --> 02:10:22,451 Well, Frankie, your bladder must be very close to your eye. 1715 02:10:22,491 --> 02:10:24,932 This night is turning into a proper wake altogether. 1716 02:10:25,012 --> 02:10:26,012 Is there any possibility... 1717 02:10:26,092 --> 02:10:28,532 of somebody singing something to liven up the proceedings... 1718 02:10:28,572 --> 02:10:30,252 before I'm driven to drink from sadness ? 1719 02:10:30,332 --> 02:10:32,172 - Oh, I forgot ! - What ? 1720 02:10:32,252 --> 02:10:34,213 The eclipse. The moon is having an eclipse tonight. 1721 02:10:34,293 --> 02:10:36,213 - What's an eclipse ? - Come on, all of you. 1722 02:10:36,293 --> 02:10:38,653 We'd look a right shower of eejits if we missed that. 1723 02:10:48,574 --> 02:10:50,935 What's gonna happen ? 1724 02:10:51,015 --> 02:10:54,295 This is a very good sign for you going to America, Frankie. 1725 02:10:54,335 --> 02:10:59,096 It's a bad sign. I read that the moon is practicing for the end of the world. 1726 02:10:59,136 --> 02:11:01,296 End of the world, my arse. 1727 02:11:18,098 --> 02:11:20,578 Would you look at that ! 1728 02:11:26,179 --> 02:11:29,699 - Well, isn't that somethin' ? - Wow ! Isn't that grand ? 1729 02:11:31,859 --> 02:11:34,540 - It's beautiful. - We might never see that again. 1730 02:11:34,620 --> 02:11:37,060 Not in our life time, anyway. 1731 02:11:41,220 --> 02:11:43,301 Was that it, then ? 1732 02:11:46,661 --> 02:11:49,261 'Tis only the beginning for Frankie McCourt. 1733 02:11:49,341 --> 02:11:54,102 He'll be back in a few years with a new suit and fat on his bones like any Yank. 1734 02:11:54,182 --> 02:11:57,942 Anda lovely girl with pearly white teeth, and her hangin' from his arm. 1735 02:11:58,022 --> 02:11:59,623 I know, Pa. 1736 02:12:03,783 --> 02:12:06,463 Come on back inside, Angela, and we'll have a drop of sherry. 1737 02:12:10,624 --> 02:12:13,944 - Good luck in America, Frankie. - Good luck to you. 1738 02:12:36,307 --> 02:12:38,467 Good luck to ya, Frankie.